A ribald collection of bon mots on everything from bras to babies, shopping to sex, menopause to men, and politics to parties... "I'm everything you were afraid your little girl would grow up to be--and your little boy." --Bette Midler "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing--and then they marry him." --Cher "I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete." --Bette Davis "You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but you can still be working on a plantation." --Billie Holiday "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." --Gilda Radner These wild words--from strippers, CEOs, poets, senators, and every kind of woman in between--make delectable reading for sassy, untamable, and fabulous women everywhere.