Blood Lite

by Kevin J. Anderson (Editor)

Blood Lite (1), Women of the Otherworld (Collections and Selections — The Ungrateful Dead, 8.2)

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The Horror Writers Association Presents BLOOD LITE ...a collection of entertaining tales that puts the fun back into dark fiction, with ironic twists and tongue-in-cheek wit to temper the jagged edge. Charlaine Harris reveals the dark side of going green, when a quartet of die-hard environmentalists hosts a fundraiser with a gory twist in "An Evening with Al Gore"...In an all-new Dresden Files story from Jim Butcher, when it comes to tracking deadly paranormal doings, there's no such thing show more as a "Day Off" for the Chicago P.D.'s wizard detective, Harry Dresden...Sherrilyn Kenyon turns a cubicle-dwelling MBA with no life into a demon-fighting seraph with one hell of an afterlife in "Where Angels Fear to Tread"...Celebrity necromancer Jaime Vegas is headlining a sold-out séance tour, but behind the scenes, a disgruntled ghost has a bone to pick, in Kelley Armstrong's "The Ungrateful Dead." Plus tales guaranteed to get under your skin -- in a good way -- from Janet Berliner Don D'Ammassa Nancy Holder Nancy KilpatrickJ. A. Konrath and F. Paul Wilson Joe R. Lansdale Will LudwigsenSharyn McCrumb Mark Onspaugh Mike Resnick Steven SavileD. L. Snell Eric James Stone Jeff Strand Lucien Soulban Matt Venne Christopher Welch So let the blood flow and laughter reign -- because when it comes to facing our deepest, darkest fears, a little humor goes a long way! show less

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This anthology of humorous horror stories was a very mixed bag, more so even than most anthologies tend to be. There were several stories I really enjoyed, a number of amusing but forgettable pieces, and, sadly, a generous handful of duds. Perhaps that shouldn't be too surprising. Comedy and horror are difficult genres to combine effectively, although when it does work, the results can be terrific. I'd say most of the stories I especially liked in this one do a good job of combining their humor with actual horror, rather than just the trappings and tropes of the horror genre. Cases in point: Joe R. Landsdale's "Mr. Bear," which initially put me off with its unpleasantness, then somehow won me back again with even more unpleasantness, show more and Will Ludwigsen's "A Good Psycho is Hard to Find," which made me laugh out loud, immediately made me feel like a horrible person for laughing... and then made me laugh again. It's just a pity they weren't all like that. show less
Blood Lite is an anthology of light horror stories. Many of the stories use humor to temper the horror aspects of the story. The collection includes some stories that take place in popular series, such as The Dresden Files and The Women of the Underworld, as well as stories by lesser known authors. Although I am a fan of short story anthologies, there were only one or two in this anthology that I really liked. My favorite story was "Hell in a Handbasket" by Lucien Soulban where the Angel, Haniel, plays a practical joke on the demons in Hell. For most of the book, though, I found myself wondering when the story was going to be over, which isn't a good sign when they are so short to begin with.
I got this book for the Dresden Files short story, but decided to read the rest of the anthology because I don't normally read horror writing and I wanted to see if I found a new author I enjoyed to look up their other writings. I've been disappointed. Some of the stories really stood out (I'm thinking of Kelley Armstrong), but some of the others have left me mentally traumatized. I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Smokey the Bear ever again without gagging. The stories were generally lame, and the 'twists' were more like zig-zags. I consider myself not easily offended, but the graphic description of a variety of bodily functions and what to do with various body parts repulsed me. If your favorite author is in this book, read show more it. Don't bother with the rest of it. show less
I have to admit I tend to be hard on anthologies - you get a bunch of authors together and not every author appeals to every reader, so some stories you like better than others.

My issue with this anthology, was that I had a hard time liking ANY of the stories. Even, regrettably, the Jim Butcher one. It was by far the best of the bunch (in my opinion), and any Harry Dresden story is a good Harry Dresden story, but it still felt a bit hobbled-together and abrupt. I grieve for this book - there are several of my favorite authors, whose other books I actively collect, that I just couldn't get through in this volume. So much potential, so little payoff. Sigh.
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Funny stories, all more or less of average quality, although two were standouts: "The Eldritch Pastiche from Beyond the Shadow of Horror" was a brilliant spoof of the entire H.P. Lovecraft style, and "Hell in a Handbasket" is a fall-out-of-your-chair-laughing hilarious misadventure that starts with a baby left abandoned at Hell's doorstep and ends with the dark realm in complete chaos.
Twenty one tales of gruesome, gory, and not so awful blood lettings. Four or five tales by established authors and a raft of not so well known. A surprisingly even bunch. I'm not usually a horror fan, but enjoyed these and may even track down a few of the authors' other works.

Lucien Soulban's "Hell in a Handbasket" was completely unexpected and amusing - reminiscent of Zelazny's Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming.
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Not the best anthology I’ve read. It’s marketed as a collection of humorous horror stories, but some of them weren’t particularly horrifying or funny. Not all of them were bad - Mr. Bear by Joe R. Lansdale was one of best short stories I’ve ever read. I also enjoyed the ones by Lucien Soulban, J.A. Konrath and F. Paul Wilson, Steven Savile, Eric James Stone, Jeff Strand, and Jim Butcher. The other 14 stories were just okay with a few that were either boring, baffling, or just plain bad. Overall, I wouldn’t recommend Blood Lite unless, like me, you’re a huge fan of one or more of the anthology's big four - Butcher, Harris, Kenyon, and Armstrong. Though it contains a few gold nuggets, the clunkers in this collection made it show more very difficult to get through. show less
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Kevin J. Anderson was born on March 27, 1962. Before becoming a full-time author, he worked in California for twelve years as a technical writer and editor at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. His science fiction books include Resurrection, Inc., the Star Wars Jedi Academy Trilogy, the Young Jedi Knights series, Ground Zero, Ruins, show more Climbing Olympus, Blindfold, and The Dark Between the Stars. He has also written several books with Doug Beason including Ignition, Virtual Destruction, Fallout, and Ill Wind. (Bowker Author Biography) Kevin J. Anderson has written twenty seven bestsellers and has been nominated for the Nebula Award, the Bram Stoker Award, and the SFX Reader's Choice Award. He also holds the Guinness world record for "The Largest Single-Author Signing". (Publisher Provided) show less

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Armstrong, Kelley (Contributor)
Berliner, Janet (Contributor)
Butcher, Jim (Contributor)
D'Ammassa, Don (Contributor)
Harris, Charlaine (Contributor)
Holder, Nancy (Contributor)
Kenyon, Sherrilyn (Contributor)
Kilpatrick, Nancy (Contributor)
Konrath, J. A. (Contributor)
Landsdale, Joe R. (Contributor)
Ludwigsen, Will (Contributor)
McCrumb, Sharyn (Contributor)
Onspaugh, Mark (Contributor)
Resnick, Mike (Contributor)
Savile, Steven (Contributor)
Snell, D.L. (Contributor)
Soulban, Lucien (Contributor)
Stone, Eric James (Contributor)
Strand, Jeff (Contributor)
Venne, Matt (Contributor)
Welch, Christopher (Contributor)
Wilson, F. Paul (Contributor)

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Women of the Otherworld (Collections and Selections — The Ungrateful Dead, 8.2)

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Canonical title
Blood Lite
Original publication date
2008-10-21
People/Characters
Jaime Vegas
First words
I see dead people. [The Ungrateful Dead]
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)I agreed. [The Ungrateful Dead]
Publisher's editor
Anderson, Kevin J.
Original language
English
Disambiguation notice
This anthology contains "The Ungrateful Dead" which is part of the Otherworld series, but this anthology is not part of that series.

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Fiction and Literature, Horror, Fantasy, Romance
DDC/MDS
813.0873808Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican fiction in EnglishBy typeGenre fictionAdventure fictionHorror fiction; Ghost fictionHorror fictionAnthologiesCollections
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PS648 .H6 .H68Language and LiteratureAmerican literatureAmerican literatureCollections of American literatureProse (General)
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