With Unca Scrooge, it's a bargain that conquers all!

My good ol' coffee pot and skillet! No fancy meal has tasted half as fine as the beans I cooked on my own campfire under the Klondike stars! ...And my gold pan, pick, and shovel! These were my tools before stock options and crop futures and compounded interest! With these I worked the icy creeks and frozen tundra...and earned every cent with my own two hands.