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Hairstyles aside, every office has a Pointy-Haired Boss. Fortunately, every office also has at least one Dilbert whose personal mission it is to thwart the Pointy-Haired One whenever possible. And lucky thing, too. Otherwise, office workers everywhere would speak in marketing-jargon and be assigned only unnecessary tasks with deadlines requiring the reversal of time. Apparently, all of those Dilberts out there not only are the first line of defense against inept management, but also huge Scott Adams fans. A hundred and fifty million of them o day read Dilbert in two thousand newspapers. They've come together to buy almost 13 million Dilbert cartoon collections and treasuries and nearly 7 million calendars. They are purchasing Scott Adams's fifth business book in the kind of numbers that made New York Times best-sellers of his first four. This is all good news. After all, in the battle against Pointy Hairiness, the more Dilbert the better. Wall space at a premium in your cubicle? This compact calendar, featuring a colorful scene based on a Dilbert strip each month, fits even the tightest spots.