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Explore the comically unhelpful side of Paris with Please DO NOT Go To: Paris, now in its second edition.

From ineffable baguettes to quirky neighborhoods, this whimsical journey exposes the unconventional and hilarious aspects of the City of Lights. Embrace absurdity, leave guidebooks behind, and experience Paris like never before. Guaranteed chuckles ahead! Au Revoir, Not Adieu!

Please DO NOT Go To Paris is the third book in the The Ultimate Unhelpful Guides series, where we'll take you on a whimsical exploration through various destinations, armed with hilariously useless tips that are guaranteed to leave you both amused and bewildered.

Please DO NOT GO to Bangkok - The Ultimate Unhelpful Guide (2nd edition).

Embark on a comically unhelpful journey through Bangkok with Please DO NOT go to Bangkok, now in its second edition. Discover absurd advice on avoiding landmarks, cuisine, nightlife, and more, all updated and refined for an even more entertaining experience. Embrace the chaos or escape it – the choice is yours!

Please DO NOT go to Bangkok is part of the Ultimate Unhelpful Guides series. Join us as we take you on a whimsical adventure through various destinations, armed with hilariously useless tips that are guaranteed to leave you both amused and bewildered.

Embark on the anti-adventure of a lifetime with Please Do Not Go To Bogotá. This satirical handbook is your ticket to missing out on the vibrant culture, delicious cuisine, and friendly locals of Bogotá. The capital of Colombia is waiting–but you're better off not going.

Please DO NOT go to Bogotá—the inaugural book of the newly edited series, Ultimate Unhelpful Guides. Join us on a whimsical journey through various destinations, armed with hilariously useless tips that are guaranteed to leave you both amused and bewildered.

Imagine a tongue-in-cheek travel guide that intentionally provides comically unhelpful and absurd advice for navigating London. The guidebook takes a lighthearted approach, embracing the idea that getting lost and stumbling upon unexpected adventures can be part of the fun.

Please DO NOT Go To London is the first book for the upcoming series of Ultimate Unhelpful Guides, where we'll take you on a whimsical journey through various destinations, armed with hilariously useless tips that are guaranteed to leave you both amused and bewildered.

Discover the comically unhelpful side of Paris in Please DO NOT Go To Paris. From ineffable baguettes to quirky neighborhoods, this whimsical journey exposes the unconventional and hilarious aspects of the City of Lights. Embrace absurdity, leave guidebooks behind, and experience Paris like never before. Laughter guaranteed! Au Revoir, Not Adieu!

Please DO NOT Go To Paris is the second book for the upcoming series of Ultimate Unhelpful Guides, where we'll take you on a whimsical journey through various destinations, armed with hilariously useless tips that are guaranteed to leave you both amused and bewildered.

Embark on a comically unhelpful journey through Bangkok with Please DO NOT Go To Bangkok. Discover absurd advice on avoiding landmarks, cuisine, nightlife, and more. Embrace the chaos or escape it – the choice is yours!

Please DO NOT Go To Bangkok is the third book for the upcoming series of Ultimate Unhelpful Guides, where we'll take you on a whimsical journey through various destinations, armed with hilariously useless tips that are guaranteed to leave you both amused and bewildered.