William Brock (2)

TO THE SCEPTICAL YOUNG MAN: "Christianity's been kicking ass for 1800 years! How does that not sound like the Word of God?"

TO THE GAY YOUNG MAN: "Well if you spend all your ducats on trollops, then of course you won't be able to afford to tithe, ya dummy!"

TO THE SELF-RIGHTEOUS YOUNG MAN: "'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone,' so chiggity check thyself, lest thou wriggity-wreck thyself, buffoon!"

TO THE PROCRASTINATING YOUNG MAN: "YOU GON DIE! YOU GON DIE! REPENT POST-HASTE!" but show more uh, to everything there is a season, prick? Right? show less