Edward D. Wood (1924–1978)
Author of Death of a Transvestite
About the Author
Works by Edward D. Wood
3 Classic Horrors of the Silver Screen: Little Shop of Horrors / The Bat / Bride of The Monster — Director — 7 copies
Jail Bait [1954 film] 6 copies
Orgy of the Dead 6 copies
The Ed Wood Box (Glen or Glenda / Jail Bait / Bride of the Monster / Plan 9 from Outer Space / Night of the Ghouls /… (2004) — Director — 6 copies
Night Of The Ghouls [1959 film] 5 copies
The Ed Wood Collection - A Salute to Incompetence — Director — 3 copies
To Make a Homo 2 copies
The Perverts 1 copy
Orgy of the Dead 1 copy
Toni: Black Tigress 1 copy
The Gay Underworld 1 copy
Jail Bait / Glen or Glenda 1 copy
The Ed Wood dvd collection 1 copy
Black Myth 1 copy
Young, Black and Gay 1 copy
The Sexecutives 1 copy
Pretty Maids All in a Row 1 copy
Sex Museum 1 copy
One, Two, Three 1 copy
The Only House 1 copy
Suburbia Confidential 1 copy
Hell Chicks 1 copy
The Ed Wood Collection [DVD] — Director — 1 copy
Purple Thighs 1 copy
Associated Works
Fangoria Horror Magazine #25, February 1983 — Featured Artist — 2 copies
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Common Knowledge
- Canonical name
- Wood, Edward D.
- Legal name
- Wood, Edward Davis, Jr.
- Other names
- Moreau, Emil
Worthy, Ken
Wood, Ed, Jr. - Birthdate
- 1924-10-10
- Date of death
- 1978-12-10
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- USA
- Birthplace
- Poughkeepsie, New York, USA
- Place of death
- North Hollywood, California, USA
- Places of residence
- Hollywood, California, USA
- Occupations
- actor
author
film director
screenwriter
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Statistics
- Works
- 62
- Also by
- 1
- Members
- 561
- Popularity
- #44,552
- Rating
- 2.9
- Reviews
- 14
- ISBNs
- 38
- Languages
- 3
“You don’t know me very well. When I make up my mind it stays made. And you can stop playing with my prick. It’s not going to do you any good.”
Tanya looked down to the massive hard-on. “I see that it does no good.”
Danny slapped the hell out of the well used purple head and it immediately went down. “What you can raise up, I can sure as hell knock down.” [pg. 96]
It was the picture of the main character slapping “the hell” out of his own dong that cut me up.
There is some kitsch to catch here and even though the book is inarguably an example of bad writing, I was semi-entertained by its shear badness and a few WTF moments although some of the more outlandish and nasty porn scenes had little impact on me as compared to some other (better and/or actually shocking) pornography I have read.
As for the vampire at the end, I hesitate to say “surprise vampire” the coffin wherein Madame Heles lay is mentioned throughout giving the game away, did have me let out another laugh and I laughed even harder after I closed the book when I realized that there was no purpose to her being a vampire at all.
“Some reside in bathtubs… others in gutters and others still out on the grass under the rain and with their bare asses on the ground under a blanket of snow. Madam Heles prefers the coffin. It is her only abode. She has her own desires, her own loves, her own way of going about life. And one must marvel in her acceptance in that she has gained the one thing all of us have been trying to do all our lives. She has found out where it really is at.["] [pg. 92]
I would not really recommend this one due to the low quality of writing but if you want to read messed-up weird porno in the voice of Ed Wood then by all means this is the one. Different strokes, I guess.
“It’s real cum, you know. We store it up from the masturbators.” [pg. 87]
The only mention of this idea in the book btw.… (more)