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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

by Graham Johnson

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Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

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Languages: English, German
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Published: 2011
Genres: Fiction and Literature, Graphic Novels & Comics
DDC/MDS: 808
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