Claus: Legend of the Fat Man

by Tony Bertauski

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SAVE on boxed sets, Claus Boxed (Vol. 1 and Vol. 2)...In the early 1800s, Nicholas Santa discovered an ancient race of elven.Short, fat and hairy, they have lived peacefully on the North Pole since the Ice Age but Nicholas is quickly swept into the colony's first and only fracture. The elven known as the Cold One has divided his people. His name is Jack. And Jack's tired of hiding. Why should they live in a shrinking ice cap when humans occupy the rest of the world?It's just not fair.There's show more no stopping Jack from world domination until Nicholas Santa, the only human to enter the elven colony, joins helium-bladder reindeer, artificially-intelligent snowmen, and a merry band of big-footed elven to bring peace back to the North Pole.And becomes a legend.REVIEWS FOR THE CLAUS UNIVERSE"Amazing rewrites that will astound you!" -Ruth Jackson, Reviewer"Best Santa Story Ever!" - Bob, Reviewer"Simply lovely." -jl, Amazon Reviewer"MY HEART GREW THREE SIZES…" - Reviewer"Couldn't Put It Down." - Reviewer"Fantasy at it's sic finest." -Carol, Reviewer"Absolutely phenomenal!" -JayFly, Reviewer"A++" -TKJ 131, Reviewer"Absolutely Awesome." -Dee greusel, Reviewer"I absolutely love this series…" -Kara McCabe, Reviewer"Tony is an excellent story teller!" jjjlake, Reviewer"I want MORE!" -J. Bunch, Reviewer"Awesomely engaging!" -Janice Everett, Reviewer. show less

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What an interesting take on the Santa Claus origin story, and I have to say I loved every minute of it!. This isn't your cute little animated story Santa. Nope. And I'm so glad it isn't!

The story starts in the early 1800s when the Santa family, Nicholas Santa, his wife and his son, decide to trek to the North Pole, to be the first people to do this. What they find there is beyond their wildest imaginations. We meet the elves and the Abominable, we learn how reindeer fly, and we meet Jack, who is one angry, angry guy! We learn how Santa can fly around the world in one night, how he can fit down chimneys, and so much more. When I said this wasn't a cute little Santa origin story, I meant it. There is some grit here, but that just keeps show more you even more interested and unable to put the book down.

I'm trying to be careful to give nothing away, because I think a lot of the fun of this book is going "Oh, that's where that story came from!" Suffice it to say, nothing is the way you learned it, and that's fine with me!

In summary, I highly recommend this book and give it an enthusiastic 5/5 stars.
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In the early 1800's, a family of explorers, Nicholas, Jessica and Jon Santa attempt the first human trek to the North Pole. The family stumbles upon an ancient race of people left over from the Ice Age. They are short, fat and hairy, slide across the ice on scaly soles and carve their homes in the ice that floats on the Arctic Ocean. The elven race has adapted to life in the extreme cold. They are as wise as they are ancient.

Their scientific advancements have yielded many great inventions - time-stopping devices, gravitational spheres that build living snowmen and genetically-modified reindeer that can leap great distances. They've even unlocked the secrets of aging. For 40,000 years, they have lived in peace.

Until now.

An elven known as show more The Cold One has divided his people. He is tired of their seclusion and wants to conquer the world. Only one elven stands between The Cold One and total chaos - he is white-bearded and red-coated. The Santa family will help him stop The Cold One. They will come to the aid of a legendary eleven known as...Claus.

I have to say that I loved this book! I have been suffering from the flu for about a week and a half and truly haven't been feeling the Christmas spirit for quite a while because I was so ill. I picked up Claus: Legend of the Fat Man on Christmas Day on a whim and was completely drawn in from the first page. This is an unexpected twist on the legend of Santa Claus that I thoroughly enjoyed! I give this book an A+! and am looking forward to reading another book by Tony Bertauski that I have on my TBR pile, The Annihilation of Foreverland as soon as possible.
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I wanted to rate this inventive look at Christmas mythology higher, but the amateurish overuse of font manipulation got in the way. Aside from that complaint, the author did an impressive job of compiling the secular elements of modern Christmas stories into a novel origin story.
This book is an awesome fun read! It is the true story of Santa Claus and the way it is written reminds me of Christopher Moore's writing style. It is full of humor, but is not lacking in the area of drama either.

The book concerns the Santa family's adventures in the Arctic circle - they are on a voyage of discovery. Right at the beginning of the book, the family is split up during a snow storm and are rescued by two factions of the elven race. The Elven are small and live for thousands of years. Unfortunately, for the husband, Nicholas is kidnapped/rescued by Jack, the leader of the main colony of the Elven, who wants to use Nicholas as a tool to rid the world of the warmbloods.

The other members of the Santa family are rescued by a show more splinter group of the Elven who fled the main colony because Jack is a tyrant bent on world domination. I don't want to tell you much more because I don't want to spoil it for you, but it is enough to say that the book is full of sly little winks to the Santa Claus story and other mythic tales surrounding Christmas. I heartily recommend it! Enjoy! show less
This was a wonderful YA novel about the origin of Santa Claus. Take the myth, mix it with some reality, a dash of fantasy, a splash of SF & we wind up with a fun romp. I'd love to see this made into a cartoon or something like the claymation Rudolf that we used to watch every year. It's seriously that much fun & good.
I enjoyed this rather twisted Christmas tale. I did appreciate how traditions and associations we have with the season were woven into the story, with a twist that proved interesting.
First off you have to remember this is a series, second dont be thinking about Santa Claus just yet and third, this is a SCI-FI book not some Christmas story or moral obligated read! Just read it and dont be afraid to wonder! In this book Christmas is the farthest from it. Nicholas, his wife Jessica and their son Jon are on an adventure trip, they live to have it and may die to get it. Jon is but a stick of a teenager and is not well fitted for this kind of trip. As their trip goes on they are separated and must figure out not only where they are but how to get anywhere that even looks normal. This is a good vs evil read and the elven men and elvan women are a major part of the story not so much for the family. Really good read really show more good new way to explain and old tale. show less

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Original publication date
2012-06-09
People/Characters
Nicholas Santa (Santa Claus); Jessica Santa; Jon Santa; Jocah; Merry; Nog (show all 10); Tinsel; Claus; Cane; Janack (The Cold One, Jack)
Important places
North Pole
First words
THE COLD ONE

In 1818, William Parry commanded a ship, Alexander, into the Arctic region.
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)They waited for him to return.

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Fiction and Literature, Teen
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813.6Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican fiction in English2000-
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