Gilmore Girls: The Complete Second Season

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Canonical title

Gilmore Girls: The Complete Second Season

Original title

Gilmore Girls : Season Two

Original publication date

2001-2002

People/Characters

Lorelai Gilmore; Rory Gilmore; Emily Gilmore; Richard Gilmore; Luke Danes; Sookie St. James (show all 20); Lane Kim; Dean Forester; Jess Mariano; Miss Patty; Jackson Belleville; Christopher Haden; Michel Gerard; Babette Dell; Morey Dell; Kirk Gleason; Taylor Doose; Paris Gellar; Madeline Lynn; Louise Grant

Important places

Stars Hollow, Connecticut, USA; Hartford, Connecticut, USA

Quotations

Rory: You should walk down the aisle to Frank Sinatra, with a huge bouquet of something that smells really good.
Lorelai: Pot roast!

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Luke: I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no ... (show all)patience for jam hands!

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Lorelai: What about Paris? Does she ever sleep?
Rory: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

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Lorelai: Hey Mom, you didn't make it back to the room last night. Did you get lucky?
Emily: Could you be any cruder?
Lorelai: Yeah, I could be cruder. Hey Mom, did you get lai...
Rory: Thanks for coming!

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Lorelai: You are not seriously sitting there.
Emily: No. It's a hologram. Lifelike, isn't it?

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Richard: How tall are you?
Dean: Why? You wanna dance?

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Lorelai: Luke, you gotta come out there with me. Patty gave my picture out to all these guys because she thinks I need a man.
Luke: You do, one with a nice couch and a deep knowledge of Freud.

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Taylor: Late again, are we?
Lorelai: Yes, I hope I’m not pregnant!

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Emily: Lorelai Gilmore, are you seriously suggesting that your father go to a complete stranger and talk about his personal life?
Lorelai: Lots of people swear by it.
Emily: Yes, disturbed people, deviants, people with ... (show all)multiple personalities who see things and hear talking to them and roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.

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Lorelai: Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Huh.
Lorelai: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh... (show all), dear God.
Lorelai: Poodle is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase, you know? Like, oy with the poodles already. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase.
Rory: Oy with the poodles already.

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Kirk: 'Cause I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.