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There are two kinds of women in the world - those I can bang, and those I can't.My teammate's sister?She's a can't.I moved in with her to protect her from a nasty ex, not to be the next guy in line.She's the brains.I'm the brawn.She's the fruit.I'm the sausage.She talks too much.I don't talk at all, if I don't have to.Should be easy to resist her.But every minute I spend with Felicity is another minute she gets under my skin. She makes me feel like something more than a dumb puckhead with a show more big Zamboni pony. And it's getting harder to remember why I need to keep my hands to myself.Beauty and the Beefcake is a vegan-friendly standalone romantic comedy featuring a hockey player whose vocabulary is the only thing smaller than a hockey puck, a book-smart but aimless ventriloquist with too many voices in her head, a dilapidated old house that may or may not be haunted, and no cheating or cliffhangers. show lessTags
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Ive been waiting, maybe not so patiently, on Ares’ book because there has been something about him throughout the series that I just knew he was going to be special and my favorite. I was right, Ares is amazing and I’m so glad he had Felicity that could see past his walls he had built up. Felicity was an oddball and at times her “personalities” got to me because she would just go on and on when she was nervous but eventually you get use to it and she becomes such an endearing person. This one is by far the best, in my opinion, of the series. A man with very few words but his actions spoke volumes, absolutely loved it.
Ive been waiting, maybe not so patiently, on Ares’ book because there has been something about him throughout the series that I just knew he was going to be special and my favorite. I was right, Ares is amazing and I’m so glad he had Felicity that could see past his walls he had built up. Felicity was an oddball and at times her “personalities” got to me because she would just go on and on when she was nervous but eventually you get use to it and she becomes such an endearing person. This one is by far the best, in my opinion, of the series. A man with very few words but his actions spoke volumes, absolutely loved it.
Rcvd an ARC at no cost to author..What can i say about this book? Well my friends I can honestly say a lot? But I am going to keep it like Ares does short and too the point. It was AWESOME!!!! I really didn't think I could love someone as much as my Knox (yes he is mine) but Ares you are there..Love Love Love
Hilarious, heart-warming, and hockey… All in ONE book! This series is absolutely amazing. How does a guy who barely says a word end up with the best girl ever? They have to develop their own language, get help from a monkey, and ignore the rest of the world. While all of this is happening, some ghosts make themselves known, the monkey does some crazy stuff, and the brother is up to old tricks.
There are no other words, this book just makes the whole series OUTSTANDING!! 10 Stars if I could!
There are no other words, this book just makes the whole series OUTSTANDING!! 10 Stars if I could!
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- Beauty and the Beefcake
- People/Characters
- Ares Berger; Felicity Murphy; Nick Murphy; Kami Oakley; Maren; Alina (show all 10); Joey Diamonte; Zeus Berger; Gracie Diamonte; Manning Frey
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- Copper Valley, Virginia, USA
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- Romance, Fiction and Literature
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