Vossoff and Nimmitz: Just a Couple of Idiots Reupholstering Space and Time

Was inspired by

People/Characters

Ernst Vossoff; Karl Nimmitz; Dejah Shapiro; Linda Schwartz

Dedication

I never met him
but through him I met Arthur, Zaphod, Marvin, Trillian,
Zarniwoop,
the Vogons,
a plummeting sperm whale
a planet inhabited by professional telephone sanitizers
and a universe that makes al... (show all)most as much sense as this
one.
This one's for Douglas Adams.

First words

(Introduction) Having to take the stage (even one that's only made of paper and ink) before Adam-Troy Castro is a very daunting thing.

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(Prologue) Somewhere beyond the stars, well past the scattered light of the unknown universe, in a realm so distant that no life of any kind has ever ventured there, and where the fundamental rules of time and space have neve... (show all)r applied, there's nothing.

Last words

(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)"...the size of a planet" is a total, unredeemable mess; it makes less sense than any other story in the series, and is totally inexcusable. What the hell. That means you'll probably love it.

Blurbers

Burstein, Michael A.; Rodgers, Alan; Casil, Amy Sterling; Braunbeck, Gary A.; Gresh, Lois H.; Resnick, Mike (show all 7); Steele, Allen