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Jane, Talia, Dorothy and Chelle wrap up their desert road trip. Whilesnoozing in the back seat, Chelle revisits an altogether different desertadventure in a flashback to Vegas, 1999. Chelle's cover gets blown in anundercover op and she thinks she's been left, by Jill, to fend for herself witha pack of undesirable wenches. Meanwhile, Jane's desk at work has beenconverted into the snack station for the newsroom and Dixie and Ethan begin thedeath march to break-up city. Dorothy offers Ethan romantic advice, but whenDixie sees Ethan crying on Dot's shoulder she assumes that Dot is offering morethan advice. Chapter one ends with Jill and Chelle (topless) gettingreacuainted. Which of course leads to alien abduction.