Falling Sideways

by Tom Holt

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'... Hitchhiker's Guide aficionados will relish every line.' - Publishers Weekly 'Holt has a touch that is equally breezy and serious: the story's twists and revelations feel like Douglas Adams emulating David Mamet.' - Publishers Weekly From the moment the first Homo Sapiens descended from the trees, possibly onto their heads, humanity has striven towards civilisation. Fire. The Wheel. Running Away from furry things with more teeth than one might reasonably expect - all are testament to show more man's ultimate ascendancy. It is a noble story, a triumph of intelligence over adversity and so, of course, complete and utter fiction. For one man has discovered the hideous truth: that humanity's ascent has been ruthlessly guided by a small gang of devious frogs. Books by Tom Holt: Walled Orchard Series Goatsong The Walled Orchard J.W. Wells & Co. Series The Portable Door In Your Dreams Earth, Air, Fire and Custard You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps The Better Mousetrap May Contain Traces of Magic Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Sausages YouSpace Series Doughnut When It's A Jar The Outsorcerer's Apprentice The Good, the Bad and the Smug Novels Expecting Someone Taller Who's Afraid of Beowulf Flying Dutch Ye Gods! Overtime Here Comes the Sun Grailblazers Faust Among Equals Odds and Gods Djinn Rummy My Hero Paint your Dragon Open Sesame Wish you Were Here Alexander at World's End Only Human Snow White and the Seven Samurai Olympiad Valhalla Nothing But Blue Skies Falling Sideways Little People Song for Nero Meadowland Barking Blonde Bombshell The Management Style of the Supreme Beings An Orc on the Wild Side show less

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It starts with a man staring at the portrait of a 17th century witch and the convoluted plot involves alien frogs, clones and green goo. It's confusing but funny and Tom Holt has the Douglas Adams touch when it comes to description.

At one point the protagonist is felled by a giant frog which sits on his back chatting about how important it is to stay in touch with your inner tadpole.
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This is a funny, funny book. It had been sitting on Randal's bookshelf for a while and when I finally asked him about it, he said, 'Yeah, it's good. Read it. You'll like it.' And he was right.

Basically, if you have read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, you know the world is run by mice, right? Wrong! Frogs are actually in charge of the whole shebang. Or perhaps humans are actually frogs who think they are human. Or the frogs are human but think they are frogs. Anyway, something like that. There are also numerous clones involved in the various shenanigans, too, for good measure.

It gets bogged down at a few points, and once or twice I lost track of the storyline almost entirely (as you might have show more guessed from the previous paragraph), but it really is an entertaining read, and a short, breezy one at that. show less
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David Perkins has an obsession, one that has haunted him since he was a child, she has a name too; Philippa Levens, marchioness of Ipswich. Besides the small matter of class, there is the additional issue that Philippa was burned as a witch in 1602, which makes it kind of hard to get a date. Still, our hero considers himself lucky to win a lock of Philippa's hair at an auction; even if the cost was a bit steep and there are now these sinister men shadowing him. That's not the real trouble though. That starts when David trips over a hole-in-the-wall operation called Honest John's House of Clones.

Unfortunately, that's when the real trouble starts with this novel too, as much of the book consists of Perkins wandering around and learning show more that everything he knows is wrong, but to no real end. At least no real end that comes with a bit of sizzle, as opposed to groans. What it boils down to is that while there are plenty of amusing passages, the plot just doesn't hang together, even for a shaggy-dog comedy of errors. One suspects that arbitrarily cutting this story back fifty or so pages would have probably done it a world of good. This is particularly since the conspiracy suggested by the blurb is just not that interesting.

Oh well, better luck next time.
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“If you can’t believe what you see and hear, how can you ever really know anything’s real” Honest John

In a world of clones, telepathy, magic and frogs – knowing what and who is real becomes increasingly problematic. Tom Holt skewers evolution, God, Microsoft, and the princess kissing the frog fairy tale all in one very ‘rivet’ing story.
This was the first Tom Holt book that I read, and still ranks up among my favorite of his. When I first read the book, I was a bit unsure of the ride that he was taking us, his readers, on. It seemed that as soon as you started to figure out what was going on in the book and what may be forthcoming in the book, Tom Holt suddenly switches gears and directions and takes us in a totally different direction. In one sense, I had the feeling that he didn't know where he was going with the story; but another sense tells me that he wanted to keep us guessing and to avoid falling into the same tired stories and formats that you can find in so many different books.

It is also one of the funnier books that I have read in quite some time, along the show more lines of Douglas Adams. I would definitely recommend this book to anyone who is looking for something a little bit different, with a comedic angle to it. show less
Another solid offering by Mr. Holt. Funny and the plot is probably more solid than some of his other stories.

Worth the read.
The plot was interesting, imaginative and unexpected. Unfortunately it started to get too convoluted near the end. Also there were a lot of British references that I didn't understand. It was a fun read, but I wouldn't consider it a must read book.

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Original publication date
2002
Dedication
In memory of
DAVID GRANT POTTER
(1947 - 2001)

- And thanks for all the fish.
First words
Her name was Philippa Levens, fifth marchioness of Ipswich; and as she smiled at him, her eyes were as clear and bright and brown as they'd been on the day she'd died, wearing her fire like a bridal veil, on the seventeenth o... (show all)f June 1602.
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(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)All that mattered was the fact that he was participating in the kiss, and that somehow, utterly improbable as it might have seemed only a day or so earlier, he had finally managed to reach the end of the story.

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Fiction and Literature
DDC/MDS
813Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican fiction in English
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PR6058 .O474 .F34Language and LiteratureEnglishEnglish Literature1961-2000
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