Inconceivable

by Ben Elton

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Sometimes it's possible to want something too much. That's when you risk losing what you have. Sam and Lucy seem like the perfect couple. Successful, happy and in love. But life isn't that simple. Lucy thinks thinks Sam is a sad, cold sensitivity-exclusion zone who would rather read a newspaper than have an emotion. Sam thinks Lucy is blaming him because she can't walk past Mothercare without getting all teary. The promblem is that they might be infertile. And in more ways than one. Lucy show more wants a baby. Sam wants to write a hit movie. And given that the average IVF cycle has about a one in five chance of going into full production, Lucy's chances of getting what she wants are considerably better than Sam's. What Sam and Lucy are about to go through is absolutely inconceivable. The question is, can their love survive? Or are the odds stacked against them once again? show less

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Wanted to like this, but it never really clicked for me. It feels quite shallow - it's hard to tell if Elton has got the voices of Normal People trying to write about their feelings spot on, with all the stilted slightly inadequate ability to talk about their feelings except in cliches, or whether it reads like a GCSE 'try and write about what it must feel like to not be able to have a baby'. I tend towards the latter though. If one was, say, looking for representations of miscarriage in fiction, having the whole thing dealt with with in two paragraphs starting 'today has been a very upsetting day' might just be a bit disappointing. The book is really in two halves - their inability to have a baby, and Sam's career - and I didn't really show more have any interest in Sam's career. It's a comedy, so the plot is a bit farcical and far fetched - letters in wrong envelopes, Most Famous Film Star falling for Sam's wife etc - and I don't think I was in quite the right place to suspend disbelief. Also, Sam is a wanker, and she shouldn't have taken him back...

The ending feels really rushed - there's over 300 pages of book, but in the last 20 pages, she leaves him, goes out with the film star, gets pregnant, leaves the film star, gets back together with Sam and loses the baby. Which leaves a niggling feeling that he knew all these things had to happen, but he'd written more book than he wanted to already, so just rushed to wrap it up.

On the other hand, there are some bits that are spot on - the misery of loving someone, but being caught up in the 'sex on demand' patterns of ttc, and there is something sweetly uplifting about the 'well, we'll just keep loving each other and that will be enough'
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A bit more touchy-feely than his previous offerings, Ben Elton uses his own experience of both infertility treatment, and working in the media, to bring tremendous humour to both situations. The account of the character Sam transporting a sperm sample across town 'in a warm crevice' is surely a classic of all time.

I was thinking, whilst reading this book, there were a limited number of possible scenarios with which to end the story. I would have felt a bit let down by a movie-style happy-ever-after situation and it worried me. I have to say though, without wanting to spoil it for anyone, I thought the ending was well and truly spot on.
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Ben Elton taps his personal career to produce a book centered around a couple working at the BBC. The entire book is formed from the couple's personal diaries, created to help then deal with the difficulty of getting pregnant. As per usual, the Elton brand of wit is sharp, rude and cutting edge, hitting on the taboo areas of our everyday lives most people don't feel comfortable talking about. It's interesting reading since Elton never hints at where he's leading you, or to about which subject he will open up like a can of worms next. The charactisation will make you ask questions of yourself as Elton is uncanny in his portrayal of human psychology and behaviour - it's very Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. So far, it's all good show more news. However, I did find that the actual flow of the book was somewhat impeded by the Diary Entry form of the book. Overall it's a good read; which is on-the-ball with cultural events and humour, but the format, although original, prevents real immersion and gets rather stale towards the end. show less
My dad told me to read it because he thought it was great, but I found it really disappointing.
Elton takes out pretty much every cliché you can possibly think of and puts all of these together in a little novel that's supposed to be funny. And sure, it gives you a smile or two, but mainly I was just annoyed by how cliché and unoriginal it was. I get that that is partly the point of the novel, but it's just not my kind of thing. I just think it's too easy, with too little originality and inspiration.
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Lucy and Sam have been happily married, but they've recently been struggling: they're trying to have a baby and it's just not working the way it should be working. Lucy's newest idea is that they both keep a journal to maybe discover what's blocking them, emotionally or otherwise. While Lucy hunts down everything that promises the slightest chance to increase their fertility, Sam is much more occupied with trying to finally write his great masterpiece screenplay. As the baby keeps them waiting, their relationship starts to crumble.

Inconceivable is okay. It's not unfunny, but it's predictable to the point of boredom and it never really manages to leave sexist heternormativity behind.

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I enjoyed this - the amusing and sad sides of a couple's problematic drive to conceive a child. Very funny in places. I didn't buy the plot turns towards the end though.
This book was very funny. It made me care about the main characters' childlessness even though I couldn't relate to the circumstances *at all*. It was a good read. Ben Elton is a versatile writer!
I left the book in Bangkok and it has already been found and journaled!

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Born May 3, 1959 in Catford, South London, Ben Elton began life as a member of an upper-class academic family. During the war his family had been forced to flee Prague when Hitler invaded. In Godalming Grammar School young Elton participated in amateur dramatics and wrote his first play when he was fifteen years old. He later attended Manchester show more University and earned a degree in drama. He started his career as a stand-up comedian in 1980. Joining Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson in the Comedy Store in Leicester Square in London, Elton soon became one of the regular masters of ceremony. He continued to do stand-up in order to perform his own material. Soon, however, he branched out into plays, novels, and films. His first novel, Stark (1989), sold well in Britain and Australia. Popcorn, published in 1996, opened as a play in April 1997 and won the Laurence Olivier Award for best comedy in 1998. (Bowker Author Biography) Ben Elton is the author of four previous novels, Stark, Gridlock, This Other Eden, and Popcorn. He lives with his wife in London. (Bowker Author Biography) Ben Elton has written the British comedy series The Young Ones. His novels include Popcorn. (Bowker Author Biography) show less

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Original publication date
1999
People/Characters
Sam; Lucy
Related movies
Maybe Baby (2000 | IMDb)
Dedication
For Mun and Dad and Bob and Kate
First words
Dear...?
Dear.
Dear book.
Dear self? Dear Sam.
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)It might work, it might not. Either way, I can't wait.

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Fiction and Literature, General Fiction
DDC/MDS
813Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican fiction in English
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PR6055 .L79 .I54Language and LiteratureEnglishEnglish Literature1961-2000
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