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Bestselling author Sharyn McCrumb, internationally acclaimed for the "quiet fire"* of her Appalachian Ballad novels, clearly has a dark side--a wicked, sardonic wit that has prompted critics to compare her to Jane Austen and Jonathan Swift. Readers and reviewers alike also have lauded Ms. McCrumb for her inspired chronicles of forensic anthropologist Elizabeth MacPherson. In her newest tale in the MacPherson saga, McCrumb examines society's fascination with beauty--and the deceptiveness of show more outer appearances. Elizabeth herself, hospitalized for depression over her missing husband, learns that insanity liberates one from polite hypocrisy, enabling a "crazy lady" to remark: "Anorexia is not a disease; it's a career move." Out in the real world, Elizabeth's brother Bill has bought a stately old mansion to use as his law office, only to find that the house comes with a charming codger-in-residence who is far too old to be a dangerous outlaw. . . isn't he? Meanwhile, the steel magnolia who is Bill's law partner is trying to track down the PMS Outlaws--an escaped convict and her fugitive attorney--who are cruising pickup joints and wreaking a peculiar vengeance on lust-crazed men. Sharyn McCrumb's incisive wit and her genius for mirroring everyday life are once again on full display. The PMS Outlaws is an outrageous parable of modern mores, where beauty is the weapon, and nobody is safe. *The New York Times Book Review show lessTags
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Sharyn McCrumb has a facility for coming up with wonderful, zany titles, and “The PMS Outlaws” is right up there with “Bimbos of the Death Sun” and “If I’d Killed Him When I Met Him”.
Unfortunately, the stories that unroll under these titles often resemble what comes up on the screen after you click on “What they found in this trash bin will astound you!”, and “The PMS Outlaws”, unfortunately, pretty much falls into that category.
Elizabeth MacPherson, McCrumb’s amateur-sleuth / forensic anthropologist heroine is among the main characters (in fact the book is billed as “an Elizabeth MacPherson novel”), but for most of it, she’s a medicated zombie, locked into denial about the disappearance of her husband. show more (No, the book doesn’t deal with his disappearance, or end with him being discovered amnesiac but healthy in the Orkney Isles.) MacPherson’s brother’s law partner carries most of the story, as she gets involved with the titular bandits – a couple of young women who lure horny but unsuspecting men into embarrassing situations before taking off with their possessions.
Things don’t begin to come together until the halfway point of the book, and then they depend on ever more unlikely coincidences to draw things to their more-or-less resolution.
The best thing about this book is that it doesn’t require much of your time. It would be an okay companion on a cross-country flight or in the waiting room at the maternity ward. But don’t expect much beyond that. show less
Unfortunately, the stories that unroll under these titles often resemble what comes up on the screen after you click on “What they found in this trash bin will astound you!”, and “The PMS Outlaws”, unfortunately, pretty much falls into that category.
Elizabeth MacPherson, McCrumb’s amateur-sleuth / forensic anthropologist heroine is among the main characters (in fact the book is billed as “an Elizabeth MacPherson novel”), but for most of it, she’s a medicated zombie, locked into denial about the disappearance of her husband. show more (No, the book doesn’t deal with his disappearance, or end with him being discovered amnesiac but healthy in the Orkney Isles.) MacPherson’s brother’s law partner carries most of the story, as she gets involved with the titular bandits – a couple of young women who lure horny but unsuspecting men into embarrassing situations before taking off with their possessions.
Things don’t begin to come together until the halfway point of the book, and then they depend on ever more unlikely coincidences to draw things to their more-or-less resolution.
The best thing about this book is that it doesn’t require much of your time. It would be an okay companion on a cross-country flight or in the waiting room at the maternity ward. But don’t expect much beyond that. show less
In the last Elizabeth MacPherson novel (so far, at least), our usually irrepressible heroine has been installed in Cherry Hill, an exclusive mental hospital where several family members have spent time, after expressing suicidal thoughts over the loss of her husband. There, she stumbles across a mystery revolving around a beautiful old house her brother Bill has bought as his law office. Seeing a picture of the house, a fellow patient mentions that the original owner, Jack Dolan, died in a car crash in the 50s. The problem is that Jack, now in his nineties, is still living in the house! Meanwhile, A.P. Hill is dealing with her own troubles; a law school friend has gone on the lam with a defendant and the two are luring men into secluded show more spots with unspeakable suggestions, then handcuffing and robbing them. With A.P. distracted and out of town, Elizabeth institutionalized, and Bill loveably clueless, it’s up to Cousin Geoffrey to put things right—not only as regards the mystery, but as regards the interior decoration of Bill’s new acquisition. Though Elizabeth’s grief lends a dark edge, this is another entertaining, satisfying entry in the series with all the familiar characters coming off well by the end—even Bill has a chance to shine. show less
This is probably the best of the series that I have read (so far - haven't read numbers 6 & 7 at this point). The characters feel real, the mystery is less a mystery than a revelation of character. I really liked Elizabeth in this book. Also, there was nice tie-in to characters from the first book in the series.
This was an amusing romp of a book. Not quite a mystery more a regular fiction book but it was fun and I would genuinely recommend it as a read.
Elizabeth is trying to cope with the disappearance of her husband in a psychiatric instutition. Meanwhile her brother is buying a more impressive house for his legal business, while his partner is dealing with the fact that her college friend has gone on the rampage with one of her clients on occasion using her name.
Fun and funny it's a charming story.
Elizabeth is trying to cope with the disappearance of her husband in a psychiatric instutition. Meanwhile her brother is buying a more impressive house for his legal business, while his partner is dealing with the fact that her college friend has gone on the rampage with one of her clients on occasion using her name.
Fun and funny it's a charming story.
Silly but fun. This was a library discard which I took home for a rainy day. We were without power here in Connecticut and this book was a nice diversion - well written but slight.
Two interweaving stories. One is forensic anthropologist Elizabeth MacPherson deeply depressed and in denial about her husband's death, lost at sea. The other is her brother Bill and his law practice partner, A.P. Hill, drawn into a 'Thelma & Louise' crime spree. It doesn't sound like they could intersect, but they do, most pleasingly.
The latest in McCrumb's Elizabeth McPherson series, McCrumb's wit and humor shine. The series is lighter than the Appalachian ballad series, but the writing is just as fine and the characters are just as memorable.
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Sharyn McCrumb was born in Wilmington, North Carolina on February 26, 1948. She graduated from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and received an M.A. in English from Virginia Tech. Her novels include the Elizabeth MacPherson series and the Ballad series. St. Dale won a 2006 Library of Virginia Award and the Appalachian Writers show more Association Book of the Year Award. Ghost Riders won the Wilma Dykeman Award for Literature and the Audie Award for Best Recorded Book. She has received numerous awards for her work including the Sherwood Anderson Short Story Award, the Perry F. Kendig Award for Achievement in Literary Arts, the Chaffin Award for Southern Literature, and the Plattner Award for Short Story. In 2014, she received the Mary Frances Hobson Prize for Southern Literature by North Carolina's Chowan University. (Bowker Author Biography) show less
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- Canonical title
- The PMS Outlaws
- Original title
- The PMS Outlaws
- Original publication date
- 2000-09
- People/Characters
- Elizabeth MacPherson; Bill MacPherson; A. P. Hill; Edith Creech; P.J. Purdue; Carla Larkin (show all 8); Jack Dolan; Geoffrey Chandler
- Important places
- Cherry Hill Treatment Center; Danville, Virginia, USA
- First words
- If he stayed chained naked to this post much longer, there just wouldn't be any afterward to the foreplay.
- Last words
- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)"Yep," she said, and turned up the sound.
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