50 Ways of Saying Fabulous
by Graeme Aitken 
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Sweet, fat, theatrical Billy-Boy was never cut out to be a farmer, but as his father¿s only son he¿s obliged to try. The cows are wayward and the chores are gruelling, but Billy finds escape in a fantasy world. A place where the turnip paddock becomes a lunar landscape, a lavender bed jacket a slinky space suit, a cow¿s tail a head of beautiful blonde hair, and where Billy can become Judy Robinson, heroine of TV¿s 'Lost in Space'. But in an isolated conservative farming community in show more 1970s New Zealand, not everyone approves of Billy¿s transformation. On the brink of adolescence, Billy is beginning to discover that growing up is far more complicated and confusing than he could ever have imagined. While the mysteries of sex confound him, emotions are unleashed which urge Billy to betray those closest to him. '50 Ways of Saying Fabulous' is a poignant and endearingly comic novel. Anyone who grew up in a small town, grew up feeling that they didn¿t fit in, or simply grew up will find this book funny, touching and unforgettably evocative of childhood lost. show lessTags
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Sweet, fat, theatrical Billy-Boy was never cut out to be a farmer, but as his father’s only son he’s obliged to try. The cows are wayward and the chores are gruelling, but Billy finds escape in a fantasy world. A place where the turnip paddock becomes a lunar landscape, a lavender bed jacket a slinky space suit, a cow’s tail a head of beautiful blonde hair, and where Billy can become Judy Robinson, heroine of TV’s 'Lost in Space'.
But in an isolated conservative farming community in 1970s New Zealand, not everyone approves of Billy’s transformation. On the brink of adolescence, Billy is beginning to discover that growing up is far more complicated and confusing than he could ever have imagined. While the mysteries of sex show more confound him, emotions are unleashed which urge Billy to betray those closest to him.
'50 Ways of Saying Fabulous' is a poignant and endearingly comic novel. Anyone who grew up in a small town, grew up feeling that they didn’t fit in, or simply grew up will find this book funny, touching and unforgettably evocative of childhood lost.
Praise for '50 Ways of Saying Fabulous':
'I loved this funny sad tale of growing up a sissy in New Zealand. Graeme Aitken proves that even the most extraordinary events can occur to wonderfully ordinary people. If I knew fifty ways of saying fabulous, I’d use them all to praise this charming first novel.’ EDMUND WHITE
'Thoroughly engaging.' INDEPENDENT ON SUNDAY
'A funny but also achingly sad first novel'. OBSERVER
'A sort of gay Adrian Mole ... There are laughs aplenty but also moments of agony ... Told with bare faced honesty, it is a warm, cruel, funny tale.' THE SUNDAY AGE
'Touching and sad, '50 Ways of Saying Fabulous' also has some very funny moments.' THE TIMES
'An entertainment, a gentle, poignant story of a fat boy who fantasises romance and glamour without yet having a name for what he is ... Aitken writes with a distinctive voice, one that is wonderfully evocative.' DENNIS ALTMAN, THE AGE
'... an important work ... What Aitken has demonstrated fabulously is his skill in the art of telling a good story ... his honesty and fearlessness in confronting those squirmy adolescent secrets is to be admired.' CANBERRA TIMES show less
But in an isolated conservative farming community in 1970s New Zealand, not everyone approves of Billy’s transformation. On the brink of adolescence, Billy is beginning to discover that growing up is far more complicated and confusing than he could ever have imagined. While the mysteries of sex show more confound him, emotions are unleashed which urge Billy to betray those closest to him.
'50 Ways of Saying Fabulous' is a poignant and endearingly comic novel. Anyone who grew up in a small town, grew up feeling that they didn’t fit in, or simply grew up will find this book funny, touching and unforgettably evocative of childhood lost.
Praise for '50 Ways of Saying Fabulous':
'I loved this funny sad tale of growing up a sissy in New Zealand. Graeme Aitken proves that even the most extraordinary events can occur to wonderfully ordinary people. If I knew fifty ways of saying fabulous, I’d use them all to praise this charming first novel.’ EDMUND WHITE
'Thoroughly engaging.' INDEPENDENT ON SUNDAY
'A funny but also achingly sad first novel'. OBSERVER
'A sort of gay Adrian Mole ... There are laughs aplenty but also moments of agony ... Told with bare faced honesty, it is a warm, cruel, funny tale.' THE SUNDAY AGE
'Touching and sad, '50 Ways of Saying Fabulous' also has some very funny moments.' THE TIMES
'An entertainment, a gentle, poignant story of a fat boy who fantasises romance and glamour without yet having a name for what he is ... Aitken writes with a distinctive voice, one that is wonderfully evocative.' DENNIS ALTMAN, THE AGE
'... an important work ... What Aitken has demonstrated fabulously is his skill in the art of telling a good story ... his honesty and fearlessness in confronting those squirmy adolescent secrets is to be admired.' CANBERRA TIMES show less
Billy is a 15 year-old New Zealand farm boy and something of a hefty lad. Bulk-wise, expectations are high of his prowess on the rugby field. Billy has other ideas as he and his alter-ego Judy Robinson pursue what glamour life on a sheep ranch allows. A touching story of a young gay boy’s coming of age.
Manche Schriftsteller können es halt, menschlich und persönlich zu schreiben, ohne platt und ausgelutscht zu wirken. Aitken gehört dazu
Aug 18, 2007German
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- Original publication date
- 1995
- People/Characters
- Billy; Lou; Babe; Jamie; Reebie; Jack (show all 9); Aunt Evelyn; Grampy; Roy
- Important places
- New Zealand; Dunedin, Otago, New Zealand
- Related movies
- 50 Ways of Saying Fabulous (2005 | IMDb)
- Dedication
- To my parents,
who are nothing like the characters in this novel
With thanks to
Andrew Moors, Kate Evans, Keith Buss, Craig
Stevens, Dean Baxter, Rosanna Arciuli,
Laurin McKinnon, Gary Dunne, Jane... (show all) Palfreyman, Julia
Stiles, Rois McCann and Andrew Freeman - First words
- When I was twelve years old, my most precious possession was the tail of a heifer that had died giving birth.
- Quotations
- "Seems more like you were acting the poof."
- Last words
- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)I could imagine how glorious it must look, glittering red in the sunlight, almost as if Judy's beautiful blonde hair had been set aflame by the furious gasp of the fire-breathing dragon.
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- Edmund White
- Original language
- English
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