Crooked Hearts

Patricia Gaffney displays her versatility in this book and knocks me off my feet with how hilarious and down right fun Crooked Hearts is. Prepare to kick back, let loose, and enjoy a wild ride of mishaps, adventures, and brazen swindles with a couple of brilliant characters that will steal your heart – among other things throughout the course of the novel.

Reuben and Grace are both con artists whose paths cross on a Wells Fargo stage coach on the way to San Francisco. I won’t give the joke away, but the nature of their meeting is hilarious and kicks off the book in grand style on a very high note. This sets the pattern for the various high jinks these two will concoct once they team up to recoup their losses after their stage coach show more is held up and their ill-gotten gains are stolen from them.

I love Reuben – he’s one of the best heroes ever. That doesn’t tell you much, but really you have to read this book to find out how awesome he is, because I can only gush about him. He’s so funny, so much fun, so dashing as a con artist, but so human at the same time – an incongruous, perfect mix of comedy, sex appeal, and unexpected depths. He adeptly balances the role of both buffoon and hero. He’s a wine connoisseur. He’s brave so long as there are no knives around. He gets beat up a lot. He’s a wanderer, a cheat, a flirt, and a survivor. Best of all, he’s unrepentantly and unapologetically himself. Can you tell I’m a fan?

Reuben is perfectly matched in wits and skill with Grace, who is also a con artist, and who is also awesome. We first meet her as she’s masquerading as a nun packing a derringer strapped to her garter. And that really says it all doesn’t it? They’re a very mismatched pair, considering neither of them can trust the other as far as they can throw them – this savvy wariness goes hand in hand with a great deal of respect. They each recognize the other for the flimflam masters that they are.

My only complaint would be the general plot of the story. The author has created these two brilliant characters, but she doesn’t seem to really know what to do with them. A villain emerges in the form of a Chinese gang lord named Mark Wing who becomes obsessed with Grace – which leads to a drugging and attempted rape scenario that seems dated and disturbing to me – all the more so because it cements a pattern that has begun to emerge for poor Grace. She gets stuck in situations that invariably end up with her as the brunt of a joke, at some disadvantage, more often than not because she’s naked. It starts out funny, and helps along with the chemistry between her and Reuben, but I began to draw the line with the whole Mark Wing episode, which just seemed very off to me, not to mention contrived. It forces Grace into a situation that makes her look very stupid – which is all the more annoying because up to that point she isn’t stupid at all, and it seems egregiously out of character for her to use such poor judgment. She ends up acting like an idiot and making stupid choices that ruin the scam they’re working on at the time, which, besides having dire consequences for Reuben, gets her into a big dangerous mess that’s entirely of her own making. It’s a huge disappointment because it seems more like sabotage of a character that I really respected, and all for the sake of a plot twist whose only end, that I could see, was getting her in bed with the hero. So Grace gets pretty poor treatment, in the book and as a character.

After a while, though, Grace gets to redeem herself, and, except for some temporary misunderstandings that seem more like desperate filler and really test my patience, it’s smooth sailing the rest of the way. Crooked Hearts is well worth a read, despite those objections I mentioned. The romance might suffer a bit in favor of all the action and adventure, especially when the intrigues involving the villainous Mark Wing take over near the end. You can view this as a distraction or part of the fun that makes Crooked Hearts such a unique read. And when they are together, and the difficulties and misunderstandings are cleared up, Reuben and Grace are a great couple. This is much lighter than the other books by Gaffney I’ve read – but it’s not too light, not by any means. show less

I absolutely loved Crooked Hearts by Patricia Gaffney. The concept of this novel was fresh and new; nothing like any other romance that I have read in the past. The writing of this historical romance was awesome. It transports you into the story so it’s like you are right alongside the characters investing you into the story so you cannot wait to find out what happens next.

The story starts out with you meeting a nun who is travelling to collect donations on a stagecoach. Sitting across from her is a blind man, Reuben Jones, who is preying on unsuspecting travelers. However, they are both con artists trying to con money out of travelers to pay off debts that they have accrued. When their stagecoach is robbed and they lose all the money show more they have collected, they decide to work together to get their money back. The hardest part of this arrangement will be to trust each other since they are both lying to each other and are really good at cons. This story takes you on wild rides meeting other con artists and many adventures ensue. But will they be able to pull off the perfect scam before they lose everything?

This novel was supposed to be taking place in the 1880s. The one downfall that I found in this book was that to me it did not seem to stay “in character” for the whole novel. Parts of it seemed like it took place in the 1800s but for the most part it seemed like it was happening now. However with that being said, I do not feel like this took anything away from the story itself, I just found I had to keep reminding myself that it was in the 1800s. Overall, I highly recommend reading this book if you like romance and you want to read a storyline that hasn’t been overdone. show less

Not even remotely close to Gaffney's best work. I wasn't particularly invested in either of the MC's but I kept going because the premise of the book was fun. Unfortunately, the action picked up right at the time the (horribly, horribly racist portrayal of the) villain was introduced. Good grief, what a train wreck.

Two con artist meet and then are robbed. They decide to work together to recoup their losses. This romance is set in San Francisco,