Jeffrey Bartsch

I LOVED this book. It was cute, without becoming cheesy or stuck in a fantasy “all is great and love is all that matters” world. It’s a book that will leave you smiling when you’re finished and you won’t be able to stop yourself from recommending it to everyone you know. I also love a book where your sympathies jump from character to character. I felt for Vera in the beginning, but about halfway through I was yelling at her to get it together. But then ten pages further I realized show more “hold up, Stanley’s messed things up too.” I enjoyed the large span of time that the book covers because I am a firm believer that timing matters. It doesn’t matter if someone apologizes – it might not be enough at that point. It doesn’t matter if you’re “meant to be” – it might not be the right time. These characters work for their relationship. They both certainly make mistakes but they also both have to deal with the consequences of those, a rarity it feels like. My only complaint was that the last chapter felt a bit rushed, but then again that may just be because I had fallen in love with the characters and their story so I wasn’t ready for it to end. show less

Cute and quirky, Two Across was a fun read about two nerds and all that life throws at them. While it didn't feel super necessary to put so much emphasis on the timeframe, I did like the charm of a pre-social media story. While I found the side characters seriously lacking in substance, I liked Stanley and Vera. All in all, a delightful book with a feel good ending.

3.5 stars

Two Across by Jeff Bartsch is a quirky yet clever romance between two slightly awkward and geeky protagonists. Spanning about fourteen years from their initial introduction, a love of crossword puzzles helps Stanley Owens and Vera Baxter reconnect time and again only to have their relationship falter under the weight of dishonesty.

Meeting as fifteen year olds at the National Spelling Bee, Vera and Stanley's long distance friendship culminates in a faux marriage before beginning show more college. Stanley comes up with the harebrained scheme as a way to gain his freedom from his mother and keep her in the dark about the fact that he is not attending college. Vera goes along with his plan because she is secretly in love with him. As the years pass, Stanley and Vera create crossword puzzles with clues to facilitate their reunions but their relationship implodes time and again when Stanley's schemes are uncovered and Vera runs away instead of facing their issues.

Stanley is the only child of an agoraphobic mother who has his future all mapped out for him. He is super intelligent but his only career goal is creating crossword puzzles. He dreams up some very elaborate yet ingenious schemes to convince his mom he has been accepted at Harvard and he uses the money from his sham marriage to Vera to keep up the facade. Stanley is content to make just enough money to maintain a simple lifestyle while he creates and submits various crossword puzzles over the years. Stanley's lackadaisical attitude spills over into his private life with Vera and he is content to just coast along without truly committing to her or putting much effort into taking nurturing their relationship.

Vera is also crazy smart but unlike Stanley, she has clear goals and dreams that she works hard to achieve. She, too, is less than honest about her marriage, but unlike Stanley, she wants a real relationship. However, due to her fear of rejection, Vera keeps quiet about her feelings for him and their romance falls apart time and again when the truth about Stanley's shenanigans or their relationship is discovered. Finally deciding enough is enough, Vera finally comes clean about their marriage and leaves Stanley behind while she completes her education and focuses on her career.

The premise of Two Across is quite unique but the story quickly gets bogged down in the on again/off again romance between Vera and Stanley. Stanley's lack of honesty with his mother becomes tiresome as he continually falls back on schemes and lies instead of admitting the truth about what he wants in life. Vera is the more likable of the two but her propensity to run away when trouble strikes is frustrating as is her failure to take a risk and admit her feelings to Stanley. The crossword puzzles are quite fun and the manner in which Jeff Bartsch incorporates them into the plot is rather ingenious. Overall, an inventive romance with a bittersweet conclusion that readers of literary fiction will enjoy. show less

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Emily Reads Everything

I really wasn’t sure what to think about this book at first. Stanley and Vera have the perfect meet-cute. They tie for first place in the National Spelling Bee. They are both smart, well read and extremely driven. Vera is self-motivated. She wants to go to college and get away from the itinerant life that she lives, hopping from hotel to hotel with her saleswoman mother. Stanley’s motivation comes from his mother as well, but in a different show more manner. She expects him to go to Harvard but all he wants to do is make Crossword puzzles. In order to make this happen, they concoct a crazy scheme to get married and sell the presents to fund their dreams. The only problem is they both wish it were for real and are too scared to tell the other.

Stanley spends so much of his early life pushed to succeed by his mother that once he leaves home he is content to just drift. Vera, on the other hand, has spent her childhood meandering from town to town, she wants to make a life for herself. Stanley is brilliant but has no common sense. He has a habit of being dense and insensitive. However, he can’t really be blamed because Vera has a tendency to run when things get hard. Stanley makes a mistake and she’s gone without a trace.

If you like sweet romantic comedy movies, this book is for you. The will they/won’t they get together tension was palpable. A few times this book made me so upset, that I almost had to put it down! I wanted to see Stanley and Vera get their happy ending so badly. The best part for me was how they found each other again. It was so perfect for them! This was a charming read and I really enjoyed it. show less