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Ellen Conford (1942–2015)

Author of What's Cooking, Jenny Archer?

52+ Works 3,758 Members 38 Reviews 5 Favorited

About the Author

Ellen Conford was born in New York City on March 20, 1942. Her first picture book, Impossible, Possum, was published in 1971. Her other picture books include Just the Thing for Geraldine and Eugene the Brave. Her first young adult novel, Dreams of Victory, was published in 1973. Her other works show more include Dear Lovey Hart, I Am Desperate; Dear Mom, Get Me Out of Here; If This Is Love, I'll Take Spaghetti; I Love You, I Hate You, Get Lost; and Crush. She also writes the Annabel the Actress series and the Jenny Archer series. (Bowker Author Biography) show less

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Works by Ellen Conford

What's Cooking, Jenny Archer? (1989) 266 copies, 1 review
A Royal Pain (1986) 230 copies
A Job for Jenny Archer (1988) 227 copies, 4 reviews
A Case for Jenny Archer (1988) 209 copies
Me and the Terrible Two (1974) 159 copies, 4 reviews
Eugene the Brave (1978) 122 copies
And This Is Laura (1977) 120 copies, 1 review
Jenny Archer, Author (1989) 119 copies, 2 reviews
Dreams of Victory (1973) 104 copies, 3 reviews
Hail, Hail Camp Timberwood (1978) 102 copies, 1 review
Seven Days to a Brand-New Me (1981) 88 copies, 2 reviews
The Frog Princess of Pelham (1997) 87 copies, 2 reviews
The Luck of Pokey Bloom (1975) 85 copies
Felicia the Critic (1973) 79 copies
Anything for a Friend (1979) 78 copies, 1 review
Diary of a Monster's Son (1997) 66 copies, 1 review
Jenny Archer to the Rescue (Springboard Books) (1990) — Author — 65 copies, 2 reviews
Can Do, Jenny Archer (Jenny Archer, Book 6) (1991) 50 copies, 2 reviews
I Love You, I Hate You, Get Lost (1994) 50 copies, 1 review
Crush (1999) 50 copies, 1 review
Lenny Kandell, Smart Aleck (1983) 43 copies
Get the Picture, Jenny Archer? (1994) 38 copies, 1 review
You Never Can Tell (1984) 36 copies
Why Me? (1985) 34 copies
Impossible, Possum (1971) 34 copies, 1 review
Strictly for Laughs (1985) 21 copies
The Things I Did for Love (1987) 21 copies
Loving Someone Else (1991) 12 copies
A Night to Remember (1995) 7 copies

Associated Works

Shelf Life: Stories by the Book (2003) — Contributor — 353 copies, 4 reviews
Short Circuits (1992) — Contributor — 39 copies, 1 review

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Legal name
Conford, Ellen Schaffer
Birthdate
1942-03-20
Date of death
2015-03-20
Gender
female
Education
Hofstra College
Occupations
children's book author
young adult writer
Relationships
Pfeffer, Susan Beth (cousin)
Nationality
USA
Birthplace
New York, New York, USA
Place of death
Great Neck, New York, USA
Associated Place (for map)
New York, USA

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41 reviews
I love collecting older Scholastic books because occasionally, you hit a gem. This is one of those.

Victory is one of those characters—somewhat like Anne of Green Gables or The Luminous Life of Lucy Landry—whose main coping technique when things aren’t going their way is to imagine themselves in a different situation. In this case, Victory has dreams of being someone grand—if it’s an election for class president, she envisions herself as the president of the United States. If it’s show more the evening after an awkward birthday party, she imagines she’s the winner of a beauty pageant. Along the way, Victory has the most hilarious side comments or observations about different people in her life.

This is a fast, enjoyable read. It’s nothing outstanding, in my opinion, but it’s a lot of fun, and I can see my younger sisters enjoying it eventually.
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After re-reading Dreams of Victory, a childhood favorite, a few years ago, I somehow acquired a copy of this book. Finally pulled it off the shelf and read it.

Julie Howe is a high school sophomore, navigating schedules, friends' problems, clubs, and unexpected situations. Each chapter is written with a rule from the high school rule book at the start, and then a humorous story on how that rule is working - or not - for the narrator and her classmates.

The first chapter was particularly show more funny. The students' schedules have been created by the newly installed computer and are printed on computer punch cards. Julie has PE first class, a student has been assigned to 3 home economics classes, 2 lunches, 2 study halls and woodshop each day, and another friend has all seven of her classes with the worst teachers in the school. Each student ultimately resolves the schedule problems. I found the comments about computers particularly amusing - the more things change, the more they stay the same.

I enjoyed this book immensely. It reminds me so much of my own high school years, and the times in which it was published. (1976; I was a young teen at that time.) That said, any teens reading it today would have to read it as historical fiction - and references from the times that might inspire a trip to Wikipedia. For example, ditto machines. A teacher's looks are compared to Robert Redford, who today is elderly and plays evil villains in Marvel movies. Pastel colored loose-leaf paper. Julie's family receives a letter from her brother at college.

I do plan to keep this book and read it when I need a light-hearted trip down memory lane.
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This is the sequel to "Dear Lovey Hart, I Am Desperate" which was a childhood favorite of mine. Reading this for the first time at the age of 48, I thought this was even funnier than "Lovey Hart." The "Brandy Alexander" scene is a comic masterpiece! The boyfriend Chip is not worth the heroine's time, which seems pretty realistic.
This is another old children's book that's been sitting unread on the shelf in our home library for decades.

Dorrie Kimball is convinced her life will be misery now that her best friend has moved far, far away from the house next door and a pair of mischievous twin brothers have moved in.

Slowly, and in the mildest fashion, she discovers life isn't so bad if she only takes her head out of her butt.

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Gail Rockwell Illustrator

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Works
52
Also by
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Members
3,758
Popularity
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Rating
½ 3.6
Reviews
38
ISBNs
243
Languages
3
Favorited
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