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Stephanie Calmenson

Author of The Principal's New Clothes

144+ Works 13,623 Members 152 Reviews 2 Favorited

About the Author

Stephanie Calmenson, a former early childhood teacher, children's book editor, and Editorial Director of Parents Magazine's Read-Aloud Book Club, is the award-winning author of over 100 children's books. Her work has been called "marvelous" (Publishers Weekly), "lyrical" (School Library Journal), show more "hilarious" (School Library Journal), "sweet, funny, and right on the mark" (Booklist) and includes such favorite books as Dinner at The Panda Palace, A PBS Storytime Book; The Principal's New Clothes and The Frog Principal (winner of the Oppenheim Toy Portfolio Gold Seal); Late for School!; and Ollie's School Day (a Children's Book-of-The- Month-Club selection). About dogs, she has written May I Pet Your Dog? The How-to Guide for Kids Meeting Dogs (and Dogs Meeting Kids), (a Horn Book Fanfare Book and ALA Children's Video Award Winner); Rosie a Visiting Dog's Story (featured in The New York Times) and, with long-time collaborator Joanna Cole (Creator of The Magic School Bus series) the Ready, Set, Dogs! series, starting with No Dogs Allowed!, Teacher's Pets and Hot Diggity Dogs! (Bowker Author Biography) show less

Series

Works by Stephanie Calmenson

The Principal's New Clothes (1989) 987 copies, 11 reviews
Roller Skates! (1992) 751 copies, 1 review
It Begins with an A (1993) 743 copies, 3 reviews
Dinner at the Panda Palace (1991) 690 copies, 9 reviews
Engine, Engine, Number Nine (1997) 603 copies, 3 reviews
My Dog's the Best! (1997) 582 copies
Six Sick Sheep: 101 Tongue Twisters (1993) 516 copies, 4 reviews
The Teeny Tiny Teacher (1998) 465 copies, 13 reviews
Ready, Set, Read!: The Beginning Reader's Treasury (1990) — Editor — 346 copies, 2 reviews
Bunny's New Shoes (1987) 251 copies, 1 review
The Frog Principal (2001) 241 copies, 4 reviews
101 Silly Summertime Jokes (1989) 218 copies, 1 review
Rosie: A Visiting Dog's Story (1993) 203 copies, 4 reviews
The Gator Girls (1995) 181 copies, 2 reviews
Where Will the Animals Stay? (1984) 156 copies, 1 review
My Book of the Seasons (1982) 144 copies
101 Funny Bunny Jokes (1990) 100 copies, 1 review
No Dogs Allowed (Ready, Set, Dogs!) (2013) 97 copies, 2 reviews
The Read-Aloud Treasury (1988) 93 copies, 3 reviews
Pat-A-Cake and Other Play Rhymes (1992) 91 copies, 1 review
Kinderkittens Show-and-Tell (1994) 90 copies
Hotter Than a Hot Dog! (1994) 84 copies, 2 reviews
The Little Witch Sisters (1989) 75 copies, 1 review
Tigers Bedtime Super Shape Bk (Look-Look) (1987) 74 copies, 1 review
Shaggy, Waggy Dogs (And Others) (1998) 69 copies, 1 review
My Summer Vacation Book (1997) 64 copies, 1 review
The Laugh Book: A New Treasury of Humor for Children (1986) — Editor — 63 copies, 1 review
Late for School! (2008) 59 copies, 4 reviews
Jazzmatazz! (2008) 46 copies, 5 reviews
Marbles: 101 Ways to Play (1998) 46 copies
Our Principal Is a Frog! (QUIX) (2018) 44 copies, 2 reviews
Waggleby of Fraggle Rock (1985) 43 copies
The Addams Family (Digest) (1991) 41 copies
Ollie's School Day: A Yes-and-No Story (2012) 39 copies, 4 reviews
Teacher's Pets (Ready, Set, Dogs!) (2014) 36 copies, 1 review
Oopsy, Teacher! (Carolrhoda Picture Books) (2012) 34 copies, 3 reviews
The Toy Book (Golden Super Shape Book) (1987) 33 copies, 1 review
Perfect Puppy (2001) 31 copies, 6 reviews
Look! Flowers! (2016) 29 copies
Get Well, Gators! (Gator Girls) (1998) 28 copies, 1 review
Fido (Hello Reader) (1987) 28 copies
Welcome, Baby!: Baby Rhymes for Baby Times (2002) 25 copies, 4 reviews
My Summer Camp Diary (1995) 25 copies
Race to Danger (1993) 20 copies
Hot Diggity Dogs (Ready, Set, Dogs!) (2015) 20 copies, 1 review
Where Is Grandma Rabbit? (1989) 19 copies, 1 review
Look! Birds! (2016) 18 copies, 1 review
Rolling Along (1995) 18 copies
No Honking Allowed (2017) 17 copies
Zip, Whiz, Zoom! (1992) 17 copies
Birthday at the Panda Palace (2007) 16 copies, 1 review
Sesame Street ABC (1986) 14 copies
Tons of Fun (1996) 12 copies
Look! Fish! (2016) 10 copies
Wanted: Warm, Furry Friend (1990) 10 copies
Stomp!: Ready-to-Read Ready-to-Go! (2022) 9 copies, 4 reviews
How to Cheer Up a Friend (2024) 8 copies
The Kindergarten Book (1983) 8 copies
Look! Bugs! (2018) 8 copies
Tom and Jerry the Movie (1993) 7 copies
Mouse House (1983) 7 copies
The After School Book (1984) 7 copies
How to Say You're Sorry (2026) 4 copies, 1 review
SANTA'S SURPRISE BOOK (1979) 1 copy
Tigre se'n va a dormir (1990) 1 copy
Engine #9 PB: Man St (1998) 1 copy
Tigre va a dormir (1990) 1 copy

Associated Works

Here Come the Holidays! Stories and Poems (2005) — Contributor — 513 copies, 2 reviews
Spooky Stories for a Dark and Stormy Night (1945) — Contributor — 40 copies, 1 review

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Common Knowledge

Canonical name
Calmenson, Stephanie
Other names
Calder, Lyn (pseudonym)
Birthdate
1952-11-28
Gender
female
Occupations
Elementary school teacher
Nationality
USA
Places of residence
Brooklyn, New York, USA
New York, New York, USA
Associated Place (for map)
New York, USA

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Reviews

171 reviews
Sisters Plinka and Trinka Witch discover that they are out of the magic brew needed for their usual hi-jinks in this witchy re-imagining of the traditional tale of The Little Red Hen. As Plinka sets out to make some more of the brew - doing the a rain dance to procure water for the pot, performing a special spell to summon the necessary mushrooms - Trinka refuses to help, spending most of the afternoon napping. Predictably, once the brew is finished, Trinka wants to join in the play - but show more will Plinka allow her to do so...?

I thought that Stephanie Calmenson's revisionist solution to this classic teaching tale, in which one member of a group does all the work, and then enjoys the rewards of her labor, was really quite creative! It turns out that, although the work of making the brew is finished, there is still more to do, in the form of cleaning up the resultant mess. I liked the fact that Trinka is given a chance to redeem herself, after her initial failures. I also liked the accompanying artwork by R.W. Alley, which was colorful and cute. All in all The Little Witch Sisters was a fun little picture-book, one I would recommend to younger children looking for witchy fare.
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The Principal's New Clothes by Stephanie Calmenson is a whimsical and modern take on the classic tale of 'The Emperor's New Clothes.' In this humorous adaptation, the principal of Wagstaff Elementary finds himself in a comical predicament when he falls for a cunning tailor's scheme. Calmenson's witty storytelling and playful illustrations by Denise Brunkus make for an engaging read that will leave both children and adults chuckling. Beyond the laughs, the book cleverly imparts lessons about show more honesty, leadership, and the importance of questioning the status quo. It's a refreshing twist on a timeless story that will entertain and enlighten readers of all ages show less
This was one of my favorite books when I taught kindergarten. Stephanie Calmenson's rhyme and rhythm are just right and it makes a marvelous read-aloud, along with a great way to practice counting as each group of customers increases by one. (Pigs need a table for three, monkeys arrive and go "swinging across to their table for five," a bear baseball team requests a table for nine . . .) Nadine Westcott's illustrations are funny and bright and will have little ones smiling from page one. A show more bonus? It's a sweet lesson in hospitality. As I begin a new chapter in my own life as a school librarian, I look forward to adding Dinner at the Panda Palace to our library media center! show less
Kate and Lucie are next-door neighbors, best friends, and share a powerful secret -- when they wear their magical dog-bone necklaces and high five each other, they turn into talking dogs! In this title, the girls meet Molly and Wally, the owners of a new hot-dog stand in town -- and their adorable dachshunds named Ketchup and Mustard. But things quickly go awry when Ketchup and Mustard escape from the stand's gates, and the whole town is on high alert looking for them!

While this is the third show more book in a series, this title stands alone surprisingly well. It recaps the major players and plot points from the previous book without being overly summarizing. For those who really enjoyed the first two books, this is sure to please as it has all the same characters plus some new ones. In fact, my 10-year-old niece and I both actually liked this title a little better than the second one in the series.

The adventures the girls get into as dogs are more like playful hijinks with no real danger feared, although there are some tears shed over the missing dogs. It is not much of a spoiler to say that of course Ketchup and Mustard are eventually found, but not without some false positives along the way. The other plotline with the boys Danny and DJ trying to catch the girls when they are dogs was mildly disturbing to me as an adult, with the boys walking around with "just in case" leashes to hook them, but it's meant to be light-hearted and I think kids will take it that way. The girls eventually take pity on the boys and help them out by winning them trophies under their dog personas at the Bark-in-the-Park contest.

There are attempts at diversity here with Lucie presumably being Latina, although that is only subtly gleaned through naming conventions and illustrations. Another character is Black, but again that is only made clear via illustrations. It is also explicitly stated that both girls have single mothers, but the mothers are referred to as "Mrs." and their last name, which seemed odd to me if they were either single always or through divorce (i.e., "Miss" or "Ms." would be more appropriate in either case).

Speaking of illustrations, the black-and-white pencil drawings don't add much, but they are nice for breaking up the text from time to time. I think young readers will appreciate that. The book ends with some jokes/riddles and authors' notes about their own real-life experiences with dachshunds.

My niece was disappointed to learn this was the last book in the series! It ends well enough, with no loose ends hanging, but there's also the potential for more adventures if the authors ever decided to come back to Lucie and Kate.
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Works
144
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Members
13,623
Popularity
#1,702
Rating
½ 3.7
Reviews
152
ISBNs
442
Languages
7
Favorited
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