Johnny Scarlotti

Acid bath welts on hands idle, these are some chaotic mucks. Where did you dredge this funny, huh? Like someone stalking their own mind because they know no-one else is going to. The debasers revel in the trough. These can be used in evidence. Perfect gift for a myopic grandmother, will make her focus those busted peepers, no shock hernia, she’s seen all bodily fluids mentioned and some uncategorised for sure.

A robust collection of sick longings and speculative head mess.

Funny, original and disturbing poetry that's uniquely Scarlottian!

3.5 stars.

This book is fucking hilarious!!! Good god, brace yourself. My favorites are 'I Love Him, but', 'On Writing #27', 'Therapy', '1 Star Review', 'I Don't Know', and 'Tongue Through Cheek'. Very casual punk/trash/shock/real, fuck, i don't know what to call this. At times horrifying, lol, but super entertaining. You will love it or hate it, that's for sure. I will go back to it when I'm bored. or high. or sad.