Marcellus Verner

Very short intro to the hierarchy of demons in three grimoires and an abbreviated list of instructions on how to call them. I was happy to see there is a demon whose power is to bring you any book you ask for. I was unable to summon him, however, as he is apparently working for Google. My bad luck persisted in trying to communicate with the other demons, who all seem to be occupied full-time serving Vladimir Putin or the Republican Party. Nor was I able to successfully draw a sigil close enough to work, and my apartment, next door to the 24-hour firing range, is apparently too noisy. But I will persist.

A notable omission from this book is any information about what the demons expect in return for their favors or if they accept credit cards.… (more)