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TPBM 106 - Australia's 911

This is a continuation of the topic TPBM 105 in the shade- it's a hot one!.

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1WholeHouseLibrary
Aug 13, 4:25am Top

Now, what was the damn question I was supposed to answer...

Oh yeah! I do, and it's my youngest son that does it. I mean, there are lots of other options, too, but he's been a delivery driver for Jason's Deli for probably ten years now, and he's got a very good reputation with customers and coworkers alike. His next older brother did it for fourteen years, and through excellent money management, was able to buy his house.

That being said, I almost never order food for delivery. I'd rather pick it up myself.

TPBM prefers to be as self-sufficient as possible.

2SomeGuyInVirginia
Aug 13, 9:56am Top

I'm working through it with a life coach.

TPBM is watching the clock.

3Darth-Heather
Aug 13, 10:01am Top

I'm watching it, and it knows I'm watching so it had better behave itself.

TPBM is counting down to something.

42wonderY
Aug 13, 10:01am Top

I thought the clock was watching me.

TPBM would choose window screens over electricity.

5morningwalker
Edited: Aug 13, 10:10am Top

No, won't choose, I want both. I'm greedy that way.

TPBM is charitable to a fault.

6AnnaClaire
Aug 13, 4:02pm Top

Can't afford much charity, but I am sometimes too nice for my own good.

The person below me is a grinch.

7abbottthomas
Aug 13, 5:57pm Top

I suppose it depends who you ask but I actually like Christmas and always decorate a tree and get in enough alcohol.

TPBM can tell a mean ghost story.

8WholeHouseLibrary
Aug 14, 1:36am Top

Sorry, the ghost in all my stories is named Casper.

TPBM spelunks.

9karenmarie
Aug 14, 7:08am Top

Nope. Not ever. I'm claustrophobic.

TPBM sets out at least one hummindbird feeder every summer, or keeps them out year round if the hummingbirds are around all year.

102wonderY
Aug 14, 8:00am Top

I let the Japanese honeysuckle live. That's my contribution. (As if I had control over the honeysuckle!)

TPBM wouldn't hurt a fly.

11Darth-Heather
Aug 14, 8:40am Top

True of most flies, but the horseflies that have come around lately are GOING DOWN. I don't go outside without my battery-powered swat racquet.

TPBM has a better solution.

12SomeGuyInVirginia
Aug 14, 11:20am Top

Take an umbrella! If horses are flying it really is the end of civilization.

TPBM controls the Pickle Fork of Destiny.

13WholeHouseLibrary
Aug 14, 1:01pm Top

Is that some sort of metaphor regarding greed? Use the damn fork so you don't get your hand stuck in the jar trying to grab all the pickles?

The smell of a pickle brings on waves of nausea in me, so it is unikely I'd wield such a utensil.

When I see a flying horse, I just presume it escaped from the gasoline sign.

TPBM knows of what I speak/write.

14SomeGuyInVirginia
Aug 14, 1:19pm Top

Well, I know you're not writing with the Often Magical Biro of Carnaught for 'twas lost to mortal man.

TPBM is questy.

152wonderY
Aug 14, 1:54pm Top

Thou thinkest you speak to mortals? Thrice quest laden.

TPBM will name the first of them.

16WholeHouseLibrary
Aug 14, 7:05pm Top

WHAT is your name?

TPBM will divulge the second.

17bnielsen
Aug 15, 4:40am Top

WHAT is your quest?

TPBM will provide the third.

18EMS_24
Edited: Aug 15, 7:23am Top

WHAT is your favorite colour?

TPBM will answer one of these questions
(not the character's answers )

19morningwalker
Aug 15, 10:28am Top

Green.

TPBM will guess which question I answered.

20WholeHouseLibrary
Aug 15, 12:21pm Top

The second, obviously. You walk in the morning, therefore you wish to see greenery.

TPBM knows, scientifically (tic), how to tell if the accused is a witch.

21EMS_24
Edited: Aug 15, 1:31pm Top

I know two methods (The cruelty):

1- Almost everywhere to perform: Throw the accused woman in deep water, if she will stay afloat she is a Witch if she sinks she wasn't.

2- To Weigh the mass of a woman in the old town of Oudewater*: The Witches Weighhouse. When a woman was too light, she was a Witch.
Witches fly on brooms, you can't be too heavy to do that.

proof it's old:

History
The waag was built in 1482 as a goods wagon. In 1545, Emperor Charles V was the only place in Europe to give Oudewater the privilege of a fair weighing process. No one was ever condemned as a witch.
The people who actually let themselves be weighed in Oudewater to show that they were not a witch, were few in number (only 13 people had received a certificate proving that they could not be a witch by weight) and mainly from the immediate surroundings of Oudewater.. At the time of the witch trials in the regions of Holland and Utrecht in the last decades of the sixteenth century, the Witches Weighhouse was not used. The government in Oudewater still carried out the weighing tests at a time when elsewhere in the Republic judges refused to carry out such tests with which accused witchcraft wanted to prove their innocence. Accusations of witchcraft were then regarded as libel rather than a serious complaint. Since payment had to be made for each certificate, economic motives may have played a role in this. After all, each weighting meant more income for the city of Oudewater. (source: Dutch wiki)

* I was raised about twelve miles from Oudewater. Unfortunately never 's proofed that I am no witch.

TPBM would like to be time/teletransported to the 16th century for one week and tells what (s)he would do over there or why (s)he wouldn't go.

22SomeGuyInVirginia
Aug 15, 4:23pm Top

I would like to be transported back in time, but it has 'Bad Idea and Likely Fatal' written all over it. That's never stopped me before.

TPBM would rather go forward in time.

23WholeHouseLibrary
Aug 15, 8:06pm Top

Silly, that's what I'm doing right now!

TPBM has more watches that s/he can hold, which proves s/he has too much time on his/her hands.

(Sure do wish we could agree on some gender-neutral pronouns without resorting to using the current plurals to completely mess with grammar.)

24morningwalker
Aug 16, 1:12pm Top

That's funny you should ask. Just yesterday I had new batteries put in the two watches I own. As far as having too much time on my hands, no.

TPBM no longer, or never did wear a watch.

25SomeGuyInVirginia
Aug 16, 1:21pm Top

No longer for two reasons. 1) I wash my hands a lot and that means taking it off or getting it wet, and b) everything tells time now. Everything.

TPBM lives where they can hear church bells.

26WholeHouseLibrary
Aug 16, 3:33pm Top

Apparently not! Haven't heard one in I can't imagine how long.

Of course, in central Texas (and likely many other places) churches are more common that Starbucks stores. Damn near every little strip mall has at least two. I've got two mega-churches within (at most) two miles from my house. I can't imagine that there are enough tithing members to support them all, yet they're everywhere.

TPBM won't answer the front door if there's a bible-banger (no slight intended; just can't think of the term) on the other side.

27abbottthomas
Aug 16, 4:47pm Top

I'd rather have a bible banger than someone wanting to cut my trees down or repair my drive.
I just tell them that they are too late to save my soul and that I don't want to prove to them that there is no god. They rarely press the issue.
TPBM is more open to persuasion.

28WholeHouseLibrary
Aug 18, 1:52pm Top

I don't know. People rarely offer a reasonable argument.

TPBM has the answer.

29bnielsen
Aug 18, 5:56pm Top

Sure. The answer is "choropleth".

TPBM knows the question.

30PhaedraB
Aug 18, 11:18pm Top

Not without Google.

TPBM knows.

31morningwalker
Aug 19, 11:26am Top

Only because I Googled it.

TPBM has a large family.

32WholeHouseLibrary
Aug 19, 3:30pm Top

By which standards are you going by?
I have 3 sons, which by today's standards is one more than average.
I was one of 10 siblings, which by my generation's standards was considered large, but not uncommon.
My mother and father were one each of 12 and 15 siblings, respectively.
I'm not exactly sure how to answer your question succinctly. It's all a matter of perspective, I suppose.

TPBM knows the birthdays and anniversaries of all his/her family members (extended to include first cousins) without having to resort to a memory device other than her/his own brain.

33SomeGuyInVirginia
Aug 19, 9:51pm Top

I do not, but Google does! Thank you Google for telling me when to send that card!

TPBM had constructed a memory palace. I'd be very interested in how it''s worked for you.

34morningwalker
Yesterday, 1:07pm Top

No, I have a hard time remembering what I did yesterday sometimes. It sounds like it would be somewhat meditative though.

TPBM has constructed a memory palace and can help >33 SomeGuyInVirginia: with his inquiry.

352wonderY
Yesterday, 1:16pm Top

All I can come up with is a scheme in The Aging Brain, where Polk made up this elaborate scenario with odd rhyming things in each room of an imaginary house in order to remember a seven digit number string. I was not impressed.

TPBM isn't (really!) THAT old!

36WholeHouseLibrary
Edited: Today, 6:58pm Top

There are parts of me that have become much older than my chronological age.
And there are parts of me that just refuse to grow up.
I often yell at myself to get off my own lawn, and stick my tongue out in response.

TPBM has a dichotomous relationship with one's self.

Edited to correct a horrid case of nonparallel verbs.

37SomeGuyInVirginia
Today, 6:59pm Top

Is that dirty? It sounds dirty.

TPBM is 99.44% pure.

38ulmannc
Today, 7:33pm Top

Wrong. . . but I did carve animals in the 99.44% pure soap!

TPBM knows something else that is 99.44% pure.

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