Question

I'm sure it's been asked before, numerous times, in numerous places but I don't feel like looking. A big chunk of the answer can probably be easily found via Google but I don't feel like doing that either. Can someone answer it at length & in detail for me? I'm sure to question your answer's validity and your expertise. I'm very likely to become quarrelsome. In fact, I may already know the answer and am just asking so I can nitpick a detail to start a fight. Now help me!