Subjugate the British

Either of the two items named in the title could be a successful means of subjugating Britain, if wielded properly.

"_Must_ you bring along that big stick to all our trysts?"
"Hey, I'm a standard bearer. It's what I do."

This looks like one of those cheesy romances invented by writers who want to make fun of cheesy romances.

Eh, it's fine, the number on that standard shows he's going to be lost or reassigned to Germany eventually. Although that's not a proper standard, and he shouldn't be carrying it around for visits to his Celtic girlfriend.

Although I don't think the IX was ever posted near Stonehenge, which wasn't a Druid site anyway. Scottish stone circles don't look at all like that. And you're still allowed to walk up close to them nowadays.

Goodreads is Not Impressed by this one.

I British.
You British.
He, she, it British.
We British.

… oh, wait …

>4 NomadUK: I LOL at that. Well, a small snort since I'm alone. But still, audible amusement.

>5 GSSex-noob: I live to serve.