Magically Delicious

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Magically Delicious

1EndofDiskOne
Mar 6, 2025, 10:35 pm

I've got a ten that says that guy is from the front of a Lucky Charms box, not the "Ancient Mediterranean".

2bam2001
Mar 6, 2025, 10:43 pm

Looks like he's wearing a fake beard. It's like the artist spent almost all their creative energy on Alyx's costume and pooped out after doing the hat.

3haydninvienna
Mar 6, 2025, 11:56 pm

That's our good friend Victoria Poyser, isn't it?

4NomadUK
Mar 7, 2025, 11:52 am

KOROB: This is not ended, Sylvia. 

SYLVIA: But it may end soon, old man.

5EndofDiskOne
Mar 7, 2025, 12:05 pm

I hope she has a steady hand, or he will be missing more than just a moustache.

6GSSex-noob
Mar 7, 2025, 11:23 pm

>4 NomadUK: GSS! Perfection.

IIRC Alyx herself is from the extremely ancient Mediterranean, probably predating her armor, though at least geographically approximate.

But looking at that guy, his fake beard, and the flying saucer, I have an urge to shout BEHIND YOU!

Ooh, unsurprised at the publisher.

7MrsLee
Mar 11, 2025, 2:52 pm

The old "distract her with a pretty cube then grab her boobs" trick.

8Hammy_JLK
Mar 13, 2025, 10:25 pm

I hope the anti-grav unit on that disc ship doesn't give out. Both of them will be crushed if it does....

9GSSex-noob
Mar 14, 2025, 7:16 pm

>8 Hammy_JLK: I'm hearing the Monty Python foot noise.