Cat Woman

1EndofDiskOne
Edited: Mar 22, 2025, 3:15 pm

From my daughter, who is also an afficionado of GSS:

I couldn't find the link to this one in the GSS site search, but it seems like one we have seen before. Meow!

2AndreasJ
Mar 22, 2025, 3:44 pm

Does the RH cat have lower jaw sabreteeth?

3haydninvienna
Mar 22, 2025, 6:18 pm

That's Telzey Amberdon, and the beast on her right is a crest-cat. They did have sabre-teeth (and were tough customers in lots of other ways.)

4bam2001
Mar 22, 2025, 10:29 pm


That feeling when you and your pals are ready to kick psychic ass and you suddenly realize you're not wearing your bra.

5haydninvienna
Mar 22, 2025, 11:22 pm

>4 bam2001: Telzey was 15: "Fifteen years old, genius level, brown as a berry and not at all bad looking in her sunbriefs... ". I love Schmitz in a low-key sort of way, but sometimes you wonder.

6GSSex-noob
Edited: Mar 22, 2025, 11:51 pm

>5 haydninvienna: I've read and liked the books, and never would have guessed this was Telzey.

I mean, she wasn't green or had red eyes... this chick isn't brown as a berry! Or cute.

This is one case where the later cover was better:
https://www.amazon.com/Universe-Against-Telzey-Amberdon-Book/dp/0441845754
(this does look like a teenager with a tan)

Even a BAEN!!!youknowthedrill cover of various stories is easier to look at:
https://www.amazon.com/Universe-Against-Telzey-Amberdon-Book/dp/0441845754

(ISFDB is having connectivity issues right now)

7AndreasJ
Mar 23, 2025, 2:00 am

>3 haydninvienna:

I meant the righthand one from the viewer’s perspective. The crested cat on the girl’s right clearly has conventional upper jaw sabreteeth.

8haydninvienna
Mar 23, 2025, 2:39 am

>6 GSSex-noob: Thought I'd get clever. The quotation came from the text on Project Gutenberg, which includes John Schoenherr's illustrations. The story was in the June 1962 issue of Analog. I wondered if just possibly Schoenherr had had the cover illustration for that issue as well, and found the cover on Flickr. Schoenherr did indeed have the cover but for a different story, "The Weather Man" by Theodore L Thomas.

9haydninvienna
Edited: Mar 23, 2025, 2:57 am

As you value your sanity, do not do what I just did, and search "Telzey Amberdon cover illustrations" on DuckDuckGo. You will find, for example, this: https://not.pulpcovers.com/post/9303362179/kelly-freas-the-lion-game-telzey-ambe.... Click at your own risk--noi insecure or anything, just dreadful. Kelly, what were you thinking?

It pains me to say that the Baen covers are about the best of a pretty dismal lot. Too much Baen T&A, but generally neither boring nor awful.

ETA The Schmitz 'woman'('she' isn't human) I'd most like to see drawn is Pagadan, the gorgeous psi assassin who features in Agent of Vega, but there don't seem to be any cover illustrations of her.

10AndreasJ
Mar 23, 2025, 2:57 am

>6 GSSex-noob:

You probably didn’t intend to post the same link twice?

12absurdeist
Mar 23, 2025, 1:42 pm

>4 bam2001: It may (or may not) be relevant to point out that cats, even big cats such as the one pictured, have six teats; whereas, cat women have only two.

13haydninvienna
Mar 23, 2025, 4:05 pm

>11 bam2001: I’d forgotten about that Baen cover, and I actually have the book, on kindle! Not impressed with either of the others. They’re just human women in silver wigs.

14MrsLee
Mar 23, 2025, 6:10 pm

All I can say is that it must be very cold there.

15GSSex-noob
Mar 25, 2025, 1:42 am

>10 AndreasJ: No, but @bam2001 has corrected my error.

16GSSex-noob
Mar 25, 2025, 1:43 am

>14 MrsLee: The girl's running around in sunbriefs, it can't be that cold.