How...do I get out of this?

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How...do I get out of this?

1EndofDiskOne
Mar 24, 2025, 2:01 pm

Another strong performer provided by my offspring:

I particularly like the brake lights on the horse.

2bam2001
Mar 24, 2025, 8:14 pm

"I'm afraid it's fart cloud all over."

3GSSex-noob
Mar 25, 2025, 1:51 am

Is Mustachioed Geezer saying "We don't want your kind here! No robots allowed!"? And is he levitating a bit?

I do like that robot horse seems to have good traction on the hooves. Hopefully this will serve it well on that odd cloud-covered ground. At least the geezer's got a #bubble helmet so he doesn't have to inhale whatever it is

4bam2001
Mar 25, 2025, 5:06 am

>3 GSSex-noob: Feet! How do they work.

5GSSex-noob
Mar 25, 2025, 10:17 pm

>4 bam2001: Maybe the orange atmosphere can slightly support the weight of a human but not robots.

Or maybe he's jumping up and down saying "Tarnation!"

6TorMented
Mar 26, 2025, 10:49 am

It is neither easy nor advisable to high-five a robo-horse.

7bam2001
Mar 26, 2025, 12:35 pm

Take me to your IT guy!

8Hammy_JLK
Mar 27, 2025, 10:01 pm

"Dude, stop! May I borrow your giant can opener?"

9GSSex-noob
Mar 28, 2025, 1:36 pm

>8 Hammy_JLK: Now I'm picturing the horse rotating.

If Levitating Geezer is standing above a can, it looks like it's got a pop top but the horse might do a quicker job.

10Hammy_JLK
Mar 28, 2025, 10:51 pm

>9 GSSex-noob: LOL! Rotational Horse would be entertaining.

I don't know if it's a can or if he's locked out of the storm shelter....

11GSSex-noob
Mar 31, 2025, 12:39 am

>10 Hammy_JLK: I even heard the can opener noise when I thought of that.

I wouldn't let anyone into my locked storm shelter when the orangeness has already taken over. Plus what if the bot and horse wanted in too? Nope.