Dual-wielding Blade
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2Hammy_JLK
Wow, Dick is pretty quick (on his feet, I mean). First spiked-helmeted guy hasn't hit the ground yet, but Blade's already past him and on to the next.
Or maybe the one behind Dick slipped on a banana peel or something.
Or maybe the one behind Dick slipped on a banana peel or something.
3haydninvienna
Well, he's always been a slick Dick, or so I believe.
4GSSex-noob
Again, the girl does nothing. There's running away. There's hiding behind rocks. There's flashing your already-nude self to distract the bad guys so Dick can take them down even easier.
They're on an uphill slope, so maybe Dick is figuring he can take out the first one and the rest will fall like dominoes.
I'm really not sure how the otherwise over-muscled Dick got his top ribs to show, so I gotta give it a #weird torso.
The less said about Dick's extremely tighty-bluies, the better.
They're on an uphill slope, so maybe Dick is figuring he can take out the first one and the rest will fall like dominoes.
I'm really not sure how the otherwise over-muscled Dick got his top ribs to show, so I gotta give it a #weird torso.
The less said about Dick's extremely tighty-bluies, the better.
5bam2001
Interesting perspective fail there; Dick appears to be fighting dwarfs.
Not sure I believe in that building in the background, either.
Not sure I believe in that building in the background, either.
6GSSex-noob
>5 bam2001: I too am dubious about it being a building. Is it simply squared-off carving a la cargo cults, or something natural like the Giant's Causeway?
Even if they're not dwarfs, they are notably shorter than Dick. And probably the girl.
Even if they're not dwarfs, they are notably shorter than Dick. And probably the girl.
7AndreasJ
She's not drawn with a great deal of detail, but she does look rather old to be called a "girl" to me.
8GSSex-noob
>7 AndreasJ: Except, to Dick, they're all "girls" if he's got the hots for them. But she is definitely a full grown woman.
I'm worried about her spinal column, though.
I'm worried about her spinal column, though.
9Hammy_JLK
>4 GSSex-noob: I've never understood how Dick can get so ripped that he can show muscle definition like that. I'm not really motivated to read the books to try to find out, either. ;-)
10GSSex-noob
>9 Hammy_JLK: Dimension X has both anabolic steroids and a means to dehydrate yourself?

