new chat bc why not

i just felt this was needed

ok then it was needed I trust you 👍

>2 manhwareader: balls

>3 SPL4TTER: BALLLS

>4 manhwareader: yall pleaseeeee with the balls

aura

>5 Kitty_Gray: YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE BALLS ⚽🎱⚾🥎🏀🏐🏈🏉

>7 manhwareader: wanna test that out?

>7 manhwareader: TOO FAR!

>8 Kitty_Gray: 🤐

>10 SPL4TTER: i have no lines...they are not fucking there

>8 Kitty_Gray: uhhhhhhhh 😳 you wanna test it umm 😳 y-yeah fs fs 😳

>11 Kitty_Gray: lines on what

>11 Kitty_Gray: we can tell 😳

>12 manhwareader: thats what i thought 💖

>13 SPL4TTER: anything.....im a sucker for saying yes to...everything

what.

>13 SPL4TTER: someone can ask me to do the most outrageous thing or vice versa and id prob do it at least once

>15 Kitty_Gray: dang gray aleast give a guy a chance you going straight for the jugular like give me a sec dang 😳

>19 manhwareader: WHAT

>18 Kitty_Gray: ngl same aleast if there's money 🤑 involved

>19 manhwareader: ill sit tf down mb babes lmaoooo🫣

>21 manhwareader: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>20 SPL4TTER: inside joke wait does this make me sound like an asshole i've been an asshloe before 🤔

>21 manhwareader: $20 is in fact $20....my past is filled with lines that prob should have been solid but...every line for me is fucking transparent

>25 Kitty_Gray: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTATAT

>23 SPL4TTER: yeah i did not think that through when I said that

>25 Kitty_Gray: twins fr

>25 Kitty_Gray: but hey you can cross my lines all you want 😉

>26 SPL4TTER: example for you:

Him: can i spit in your mouth...?
Me: go for it
Him: Really?
Me: yeah idc

that was the whole convo....and thats how most of the others go

>29 manhwareader: kill me rn

>30 Kitty_Gray: shot me in the head

>29 manhwareader: DONT TELL ME THAT....im not ur normal girl

>32 SPL4TTER: shoot*

>34 Kitty_Gray: die.

LMAOOOOO i didnt mean it to sound so pick me

"im not like other girls" say the fucking other girl

>33 Kitty_Gray: I'm not your normal guy 😉😏

>37 manhwareader: BROOOOOOROR🏃🏻‍♀️

>36 Kitty_Gray: I'll always pick you 😉

>35 SPL4TTER: ok bye

wait sorry I gotta go 😭 goin to school ughhh but i'll be free the rest of the day

>40 manhwareader: 🔫

>40 manhwareader: ahhhghhh~ thxxx

>45 velmir: STOP LOL🐺🐺

hey ya'll I'm back wsg

>46 velmir: damn no need to be mean

>46 velmir: 😨😨

>49 manhwareader: ok dang 😑

>49 manhwareader: srry :3

>54 velmir: the glaze is immaculate

>56 velmir: fair

where are you gray where did you gooo 😭

>58 manhwareader: sorry im in English class and im a lil crazy with writing

>59 Kitty_Gray: GRAY you're back 😄

>60 manhwareader: hyaiii

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

let chat here cuz im lagging

yeah I'm lagging really bad

what yall doing?

>65 SPL4TTER: nothing my school is doing state tests but since I already did this one I'm in study hall so I got jack shit to do

>64 manhwareader: nooooooo....lmao pms stoped sending...

>66 manhwareader: you cannnn....talk to me

>68 Kitty_Gray: haha 👹👹

>67 Kitty_Gray: NOOOOOOOO WHY LT WHY 😭

>68 Kitty_Gray: I will 😏😉

>69 SPL4TTER: DID you do this LILI

>70 manhwareader: anyways...i was going to say your air...because its not a want its a need.

>72 manhwareader: yes 🐺🐺

woof-

>73 Kitty_Gray: 😳 you get me like god I'm blushing so hard I might pass out 😳😴

>74 SPL4TTER: WHYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOO😭

>75 Kitty_Gray: woof woof woof got me like woof-

>76 manhwareader: passing out is crazy

>78 manhwareader: who let the dogs out

>76 manhwareader: good bet your cute when you blush

>81 velmir: alpha female type shit

>82 Kitty_Gray: you're cuter 😘

wait one second guys I got to go heat up my food for lunch I'll brb

>86 velmir: 1. Slut vibes but not a slut
2. Dont take bullshit from men
3. have a god complex when talking
4. im a fucking temple and you will worship me so sit tf down
5. I will fight anyone
6. Love me or lose me
7. play with me if you want to (really i dare you)
8. sarcastic humor 10/10
9. he's a boy....but he's mine
10. fuck around and find out type shit

>89 velmir: BRO 💔💔

mommy issues is crazy

>92 velmir: no.

im not even human...

just saying....

>99 velmir: yea...im actually a figment of your imagination...im not even fucking real

>92 velmir: yes 💔💔🔫🔫

also im going to be a TA next class so i might not respond as fast.

i might not respond at all

>104 velmir: image fail

ahgggggggggggggghaahha

>106 velmir: no im a empress duh🔫

>108 velmir: NOOO 🥀💔

>108 velmir: type shit ok gang have fun

ANY FUCKING WAYSSSSS

>113 Kitty_Gray: take the L

>117 velmir: BYE VELLY

i can see vel on the floor in a fucking royal collar lili holding the leash say "yes Empress" and its really tearing me apart

>118 SPL4TTER: VELLY IS INSANE

>123 velmir: years of fanfic

>123 velmir: WHAT VEL 💔❤️

>123 velmir: your a liar and a cheat if you dont think about her

>127 Kitty_Gray: LAR?!?!

>128 SPL4TTER: STFU

>129 Kitty_Gray: tell mariella to die.

>132 velmir: ikr 💔

>132 velmir: LIAR YALL STFU I CANT SPELL

OK BYE

>136 velmir: u at lunch?

HIII i'm back

hello anyone here is chat dead

>140 velmir: hey didn't see you their is gray or lili here or are they gone

>144 velmir: aww I leave for 5 minutes and the chat dies 😭

Ngl This is my friend's as soon as I say anything

they're all black btw

>148 velmir: wdym I can see it just fine

>150 velmir: WHYYYY LT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😭

>149 manhwareader: different districts have different fire walls

>152 1settings: 😭 why would they block this it's just a picture of a monkey calling some and their nine generations a monkey like what's so bad about that 😭

>154 manhwareader: where did u get the image, I think that also affects if its blocked or not

>155 1settings: from a manhwa reading site one that isn't blocked on lightspeed

try using more main stream sites, I use google for most of my images

ok i'll try that from now on

yall i got my plane tickets!!!

>159 Kitty_Gray: yayyayayay

>159 Kitty_Gray: YAYYY 🥳

>161 manhwareader: ill end up login on anyways but it might be a bit latter on

>162 velmir: hey vel do you want my disc?

YOU ARE FINNALY COMING TO THE FINAL BOSS OF AMERICA, TEXAS WHOOOO GREASTEST STATE OUT THERE 🥳

>163 Kitty_Gray: 👹tell me how its going when you get there

>165 manhwareader: ohio alpha is better

>165 manhwareader: i dont even really live in a state DC isn't considered a state

>168 Kitty_Gray: I think that DC is pretty cool you're from there after all 😁

>169 velmir: not like that bro i just really have 0 friends other than yall

>170 manhwareader: im a city girl so yea i love it

>171 Kitty_Gray: you have a lot of crazy friends at cracked out boarding school

>173 SPL4TTER: i have Adia next to me saying dez nuts...and thats about it

>175 Kitty_Gray: can't go wrong with deez nuts but it can be over done so I get it 🥜

>175 Kitty_Gray: adia such a alpha female

>176 manhwareader: she honestly my bestie love her sm (yes also Lilli)

>177 SPL4TTER: ik right she ripped ass in my face yesterday

>181 velmir: i sat on the stairs and she went over to me and just ripped it and walked away.

>180 Kitty_Gray: WHAT

>181 velmir: IT WASNT ME I PROMISE

sorry gtg i'm moving classes brb

>185 manhwareader: k

>183 SPL4TTER: she didnt get a BR but i did it back to her and I got the BR with EBT or three days and i had to write her a letter about what i did 💀💀💀💀

Br: Behavioral report

EBT: Early bed time

>187 Kitty_Gray: im crying, i just laughed out loud and ms. stacy said i know you and gray are texting back and forth and yk u can get in troubled for that cuz they watch our screens and in my head i was like I.T. dont give two shits about whats on our screen lol

Have any of you watched WOLF'S REIGN ( IN A POST APOCALYPTIC WORLD WHERE WOLVES REIGN) 🐺🐺🐺 also I'm back

>192 manhwareader: no but sounds good ngl

>191 SPL4TTER: nah they really don't and just tell her we can do a thing on the computer that lets us talk to each other on assignments on apex and that's how we are doing it.

>194 Kitty_Gray: alright

watcha doing guys?

and if they do they can suck it so hard

>193 SPL4TTER: it's the most brain rotted anime I've ever seen it's like if you took all the brain rot on the internet and put it into an anime it is low key super funny

to make a long story short i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass, and not the easter bunny kind them things nasty and its been a week and i still havent seen one come out since

>199 SPL4TTER: shit covered jelly beans

>199 SPL4TTER: WDYM 💀😱 THIS IS THE MOST CRAZY THING TO JUST CASUALLY SAY

>200 Kitty_Gray: JELLY SHIT BEANS

>201 manhwareader: alpha vibes

>202 manhwareader: check ur pm

>203 SPL4TTER: ofc ofc

>204 Kitty_Gray: you first 😉 (I responded, needed a sec to write)

>206 velmir: Stigma like the eye condition?

>208 manhwareader: WHARTS

>207 manhwareader: uno reverse card

>210 Kitty_Gray: NANI he hehhehehe ahh ha you've activated my trap card I UNO REVERSE YOUR UNO REVERSE THIS WAS ALL A PART OF MY PLAN 😈

>211 velmir: why

>212 manhwareader: noooooooooooooooo!

>211 velmir: fun fact for yall that my man came up with...you can go back and edit your pm's and send a new message that way!

>215 velmir: thats why u havent responded back

>212 manhwareader: take mother fucking four....

>218 SPL4TTER: did yall not hear what i said lmaooo

what did u say? 222!

>220 Kitty_Gray: NO IT CAN"T BE NOT THE PLUS FOUR ANYTHING BUT THE PLUS FOUR 😱😨

>223 manhwareader: HMMM its better than a skip

>224 Kitty_Gray: PLUS 10

>223 manhwareader: also we have to go at 3pm

alr im logging off ttyl BYE VEL!!!

>225 SPL4TTER: 10 of dez nut in ur mouth

>226 Kitty_Gray: AWWW TTY TOMORROW😭 miss you already

>229 manhwareader: sike lol lockdown thing ig ahaahha

>230 Kitty_Gray: DON"T SCARE ME LIKE THAT 😭 I almost died 💀 (glad to be able to still talk to you 😘)

ughh my heart hurts so much💔 my dog (a three month old miniature schnauzer we got him about a week ago) is crying so loudly cause we had to put him in his cage (so he gets used to it) and it just hurts 😭

>239 velmir: I love cats too 🐈 but my family are huge dog people, me included 🐕

yeah they usually are pretty energetic especially as puppys but maverick (that's the dogs name) is actually really chill

>244 velmir: 🤠

gray went to texas 😭😢

>248 velmir: david finna be crying 🐺

>251 velmir: till monday

>253 velmir: emo phase coming up🖤😒🔪

wsup ya'll

WAZZA

gray asked for your discord?..

god i'm so bored i got a sub today but i got nothin to do 🥱

>262 SPL4TTER: me? no

>264 manhwareader: vel i mean

>265 SPL4TTER: oh ok

I don't have discord unfortunetly my mom won't let me get it don't know why 😭

>272 velmir: probably

>275 velmir: mothers love 😭🖤

sorry I was gone so long switchin classes and also where's gray

texas wont hold 'em

>279 velmir: what she's in texas i thought she was leaving like next week or sum

>280 SPL4TTER: Texas don't hold

>281 manhwareader: today😇

>283 SPL4TTER: dang when's she going back to DC and will she be able to login to LT

>284 manhwareader: yes shes coming back monday

>285 SPL4TTER: MONDAY dang i kinda wish she was visiting houston and not dallas she's so close yet so far 😭

>286 manhwareader: i miss herr too

>287 SPL4TTER: we must stick together through these trying times 😢

>288 manhwareader: yes yes 🩲👁️🫦👁️

>289 SPL4TTER: still I hope she has fun dallas is pretty cool I went fishing there a couple years ago with my family and we had fish and crab for days 😋🦀🎣🍲

>290 manhwareader: sounds yummy🤤

>291 SPL4TTER: it was we fr caught like twenty blue crabs it was awesome and my uncle caust a huge catfish so we ate that for like two weeks🐈🐟

>293 velmir: what this ___> 👁️🫦👁️🩲

>294 SPL4TTER: yes

>295 manhwareader: i see someone underwear and im biting my lips

>298 velmir: enlighten me what deos this mean

>296 SPL4TTER: HUHH

>300 manhwareader: yes yes 👁️🫦👁️🩲

>302 velmir: "BASED"

>303 velmir: vel...

>301 SPL4TTER: that is not what it thought it meant like honestly you are most random person I know but then again that's what makes you fun so

>303 velmir: you sure about that bud

>306 manhwareader: my friends say im random too

>308 SPL4TTER: you objectivly are but like i said that's what makes you fun so ig I can't complain 🤷

>309 velmir: only if you FEEL attacked

>310 manhwareader: balls

>311 velmir: 🥹

>314 velmir: NOT DICK

>313 SPL4TTER: BALLS 🎱⚾🥎🏀🏐🏈🏉b

>317 velmir: DIHBALLS

>317 velmir: ...vel stop🤤

>321 velmir: ...

>322 velmir: same

>325 velmir: i'll take it 🍗🥪

>326 velmir: nothing :3

ya'll go to like the same school or some?

>331 velmir: sadly 💔💔

Good morning vel uhh quick question is it weird that I kinda thought you were a girl when I first met you😅

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Frovio...;

whyy didn't it work whyy 😭

>336 velmir: vel = 👧🏻

i know but you just give off girl vibes sometimes

>342 velmir: :3 cute vel

>343 manhwareader: WHAT LOL

>346 velmir: 😲😱😱

>345 SPL4TTER: you should laugh lili I kinda thought you were a guy when I met you 😅 (no offence)

>346 velmir: trans confirmed?

>351 velmir: hey you said it not me

>354 velmir: I assume nothing i talked to a guy for three years online thinking he was a girl the whole time

>348 manhwareader: WHAT? lili = 👨🏻 vel=👩🏻

>359 velmir: Empress?!?1

>358 SPL4TTER: I had ya'll gender swapped fr

wait what would you do if you were just gender swapped for a day just a day

>361 velmir: NO PLS 💔💔

>363 manhwareader: i would look inside my pants

>365 SPL4TTER: 😱 you fr devious

>369 velmir: 😱 ya'll are twins arn't you

>369 velmir: watcha doing in that shower?🤭

>370 velmir: need to know what 😨

>372 manhwareader: no hes my soulmate

>377 velmir: Vel... are you that deprived?

>378 velmir: get a room 😨

>381 velmir: im straggling you thats why?

>382 SPL4TTER: straggling? wdym

>383 manhwareader: hes kicking and screaming bc im straggling him

>385 SPL4TTER: i have no idea what straggling is or means do I want to know

>386 manhwareader: choking

>388 SPL4TTER: 😨 get a room ya'll fr

is this what it feels like for ya'll when I'm with gray

>390 manhwareader: yes exactly

>391 SPL4TTER: dang i'm sorry 😱

>393 velmir: ....yes.

>397 velmir: going in the shower and looking at yourself

>401 velmir: and i would use the bathroom to try to aim or whatever

>403 velmir: and bc i want to see if iwould have a small or BIG one

>404 velmir: WHAT

>407 velmir: WHAT VELLLL i just had impure thoughts 😱

>408 velmir: thats so gross 🤢

>411 velmir: no, im holy 😇

>412 velmir: good

>415 velmir: NO 😤 Its just when i think IMPURE thoughts i get shy really fast its embrassing

>417 velmir: vel = kawaii cute femboy

>419 velmir: the power of kawaii 😾

>421 velmir: :3

ughh get a rooom like god kill me honestly (i can't even complain 😭)

is this my punishment for subjecting you and lili to me and gray 😨😭

>424 velmir: :3

>426 SPL4TTER: wait are you confimed dating

>427 manhwareader: yes we are together

>428 SPL4TTER: took ya'll long enough🥳

>429 manhwareader: wydm??!!?

>430 SPL4TTER: wait how long have ya'll been dating cause ngl I thought that you guys just really really liked each other and just didn't date for some weird reason

>432 manhwareader: WHAT WEIRD REASON?

>433 SPL4TTER: IDK you tell me

>434 manhwareader: what if it was bc i liked him but i was a male so he didnt like me back #unrequitedlove

>435 velmir: ahh it all makes sense now

>436 SPL4TTER: look at comment 437 (same answer)

god i miss gray when's she going to be able to login

>438 manhwareader: WAIT IM NOT A MAN THO

>440 SPL4TTER: You sure what if you have demntia too and you're actually a guy

>441 manhwareader: i dont have dementia, i would look like my pants again

>442 SPL4TTER: what if you're paralized in your neck and can't look down

>443 velmir: you told me you didnt swing that way!

>444 manhwareader: LOL WHAT

>443 velmir: gay/bi confirmed

>447 velmir: that's literally what you said

>449 velmir: HUH

>449 velmir: im not a man💔💔 but what if you cheated on me with a man 👨🏻👨🏻😱😱

>454 SPL4TTER: wait what would you do if you were a man and vel cheated on you with a girl

>455 velmir: ik i'm just goofin

>457 velmir: dang man no need to throw pot shots at me

>459 velmir: you're only oppressed if you feel oppressed

>461 velmir: definitly a badass and no my name is not billy

>463 velmir: yes

>466 velmir: i am you're just now realizing that

im laughing bc yall are both sped

>467 velmir: fr she just dissapeared

>470 SPL4TTER: Technically i am special ed cause I'm GT (Gifted and Talented)

>457 velmir: i thought you meant billy baldass 💀💀

>475 SPL4TTER: he did i am billy badass

>477 velmir: Never mind i don't wanna be billy badass (and no I'm not bald)

>477 velmir: VEL SU your making me laugh out loud

>480 velmir: don't :3 me i don't wanna be bald please 😭

>478 manhwareader: balddddddddd (spongebob movie)

>483 SPL4TTER: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>482 velmir: my friend put nair in another girls shampoo she had like 2 bald spots

>489 velmir: bc they were beefing, do you know that video where a guy naired his butthole

>491 velmir: come with nair

>492 velmir: 😱 next thing you know he's talking about going to a freak off

I MEANT GET ME NAIR AS A GIFT LOL

>497 velmir: 😱

>500 velmir: for my legs not my scalp

>501 SPL4TTER: 💀

>503 velmir: ya'll are so weird

>503 velmir: bigfoot is that u?

>505 SPL4TTER: ngl that's really accurate i wear size 14 shoes

ya'll disapeared like a father going to get milk

>512 Sxkurablossom: it's true though

>514 manhwareader: TvT

I cant tell if you guys are using satire or not

>517 1settings: i don't think they know what satire is (I do)

>519 velmir: see not a clue what satire is

>521 velmir: see clueless

>523 velmir: satire is the use of language to

>525 velmir: look at educating the poor 😇

educating the poor and needy

bro why are they guys next to yelling about how they were joking it last night

>528 manhwareader: thats gross

>527 SPL4TTER: giving to charity the gift of education

>530 SPL4TTER: ik why are they litterally screaming about it

>532 velmir: racks of no food

>532 velmir: 🤨

>534 SPL4TTER: hah she got you there bud

>536 velmir: ik

joking? i thought it was jerking

also @velmir i cant pm u

>543 velmir: WHAT IS THIS

just edit your past pm's and write something new

....oops then

>548 SPL4TTER: wow vel did you just call LILI a loser you should beat him up lili

>549 manhwareader: i should

>550 SPL4TTER: fr

>552 velmir: only if you feel threatened

>554 velmir: what no lili going to be the one hitting you I don't want to hit you I'm too rich for that I don't want to catch your poor

>556 velmir: who are you calling impoverished brokie

>558 velmir: 20 bucks that's cute

i have 0 bucks

>560 SPL4TTER: that's why you are the one doing the hitting

>561 velmir: yes pls 💔💔

you can't catch broke if you are broke

>562 manhwareader: brokie=domestic violence

>564 manhwareader: your broke

>566 SPL4TTER: says who

>567 manhwareader: me 😼

>568 SPL4TTER: well you need to get your eyes checked cause I just said I'm NOT broke you think I would lie

>569 manhwareader: i just got my eyes check ad im legally 20/20 stop lying TO ME

100$ is not rich

>570 SPL4TTER: hah 20/20 only brokies have 20/20 vision if you have money you can get 200/20 vision

>572 manhwareader: that means you far sided....

>571 SPL4TTER: never said anything bout no 100 bucks that's nothing compared to my riches

>573 SPL4TTER: what no i just got bionic eyes

>574 manhwareader: gold nuggets out of your pants?

>575 manhwareader: so your blind

>576 SPL4TTER: exactly now you get it

>577 SPL4TTER: what no they give me like super vision and shit

>580 velmir: where would i even find a landmine like that's so random also gtg lunch

uuughhhhh i hate my school so fucking much god i've had 2 fire drills in one day like honestly like a fire alarm in the morning I guess I can understand a kid blew up a fire work in the bathroom they have to evacuate everyone but when a random person just pulls the alarm for shits and giggles we shouldn't evacuate it's complete bullshit

>584 velmir: life when you can't kill annoying people 💀🥶☠⚰🪦😭

ts satire or not

>588 1settings: wouldn't you like to know (idk if this is satire or not I don't think it is we are joking tho)

>580 velmir: die

>590 SPL4TTER: yeah don't send me a landmine

huh

>593 velmir: :3

>594 manhwareader: sxend it

>598 velmir: i joking :3

>601 velmir: tuff steak

>597 SPL4TTER: what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🤯

look at this shit

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

>606 SPL4TTER: WHAT THE ACCTUAL FUUCK IS THIS

>607 manhwareader: idk

>608 SPL4TTER: WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH WOULD YOU SHOW ME THIS I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

>609 velmir: 💀

>606 SPL4TTER: never touch the internet again

free will ahh post

>612 1settings: aw but did you like it?

>615 SPL4TTER: what do u have like a female ver of this also

>616 velmir: imma get banned fr bye vel ❤️❤️💔😱😱

>617 1settings: IT WASNT FROM ME but lemme ask the person who wrote it

>620 velmir: CHEATER😱😱😱

>617 1settings: WHY DO YOU WANT A FEMALE VER.

I wanna try dvorak

>624 velmir: that's the real question

>625 velmir: ill keep the male ver

>623 manhwareader: u don't?

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>631 velmir: ziva + pornhub

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

>633 velmir: i put the wrong thing 💔💔

>636 velmir: did you get scared :3

>634 SPL4TTER: 💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦

>637 SPL4TTER: i am

>639 velmir: it okaw cutey booty :3

>641 SPL4TTER: yeah vel don't get scared by stuff like this god didn't make this it can't hurt you

>643 velmir: she said don't get scared cutie booty

>644 velmir: I know brother I know I placed a blessing upon you making sure nothing not created by god could hurt you

>647 manhwareader: i have a cross necklace and i can smell your fear

GOOOOOOD MORNING chat

arn't we all

you ever think about how sleeping is just you fast-forwarding a little closer to death

>653 velmir: fr

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real

how can you tell if someones online

>656 zivawise: shes back

>659 zivawise: shes not right now

mmkay

HIIIIIIIi

YUURR

>667 velmir: IDK she fr just dissapeared like a father going to get milk 😭🥛

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