Trimming the bougainvillea

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Trimming the bougainvillea

1EndofDiskOne
May 7, 2025, 8:42 pm

"Tropicals plants are so futuristic, she said. Plant a bougainvillea, she said."

2GSSex-noob
May 7, 2025, 11:59 pm

And it doesn't even have any flowers! Plus exposure to all that sap when he starts cutting is going to give him a rash.

3ScoLgo
May 8, 2025, 12:06 am

This might be the dumarest cover I have ever seen.

4GSSex-noob
May 8, 2025, 12:10 am

>3 ScoLgo: Genuine LOL.

Also, is his bubble helmet open at the front? With a murderous spiky plant attacking?

5Hammy_JLK
May 8, 2025, 10:29 pm

>3 ScoLgo: Dumb and Dumarest? That doesn't look so much like Jim Carrey..... ;-)

6daard23
Edited: May 9, 2025, 11:30 am

Well, sometimes yard work does feel like this.
Also, on the old GSS site we had many discussions on how to hold a bladed weapon. This is not the most efficient grip for sawing vines.

7EndofDiskOne
May 9, 2025, 11:29 am

Excellent detail: the 70s-tastic little locks and keys hooked to his belt buckle, the kind that used to come with Samsonite bags.

82wonderY
May 9, 2025, 12:10 pm

>4 GSSex-noob: But if the bubble plate were in place it might obscure that ruggedly handsome face!

9TorMented
May 9, 2025, 1:06 pm

It's like a Venus flytrap, but his outfit has no fly.

10ScoLgo
May 9, 2025, 1:24 pm

>9 TorMented: To be fair, it does not appear that he needs one.

12GSSex-noob
May 15, 2025, 3:20 pm

>7 EndofDiskOne: Is he the Space Chatelaine? Or did the plant swallow his Samsonite, thus him needing to fight for the luggage? Sure, it could survive a gorilla, but plants?

@2wonderY: True! The hero must always look his best, even in Xtreeeeeme Gardening.

@bam2001: thanks as always.

13GSSex-noob
May 15, 2025, 3:20 pm

>8 2wonderY: True! The hero must always look his best, even in Xtreeeeeme Gardening.

@EndofDiskOne: Is he the Space Chatelaine? Or did the plant swallow his Samsonite, thus him needing to fight for the luggage? Sure, it could survive a gorilla, but plants?

@bam2001: thanks as always.

14Hammy_JLK
May 16, 2025, 9:43 pm

Doug McClure as you've never seen him...

Out in the backyard of his summer cottage (in space!), getting after the overgrown plants.

15GSSex-noob
May 20, 2025, 3:15 am

>14 Hammy_JLK: I knew I recognized him.