The Man with the Nuclear Underpanties

"Shorten your torso with Froot of the Luim's new product: Atomashorts! High-waisted comfort of infinite variety! (Pointe shoes sold separately.)"

This is also by the author of "Dark Uni."

That lefty is appraising the lane and about to roll another strike like Earl Anthony!

Alternate title: "Nudists' Night at the Atomic Bowl".

According to the scoreboard, he's either really good or really bad. Or maybe he's trying to pick up a 016 \ 201 split.

Ken doll's fashion accessories.

If they're really atomic, we won't have to worry about him spawning semi-infinite children.

Although, the look, the hair, the stance... might be he's uninterested in women IYKWIM.

sound of disco music starts up

Do you mean maybe that's Rock Hudson, sans Brylcreem, with the giant surprise in his hand?

Isn't 'Daniel F Gaye' just a bit on the nose for this? I mean, tighty whities and all?

>2 TorMented: Oh, I attended that place for a year one summer....

>8 absurdeist: Rock was dark-haired and usually tanned. He ironically looked much less gay than High-Waisted Tighty-Whity Radioactive Bowler here. Could also be titled "All That Bad Art Allows".

This is what it would look like if Studio 54 or the Warhol Factory had had a bowling alley.

That feeling when you're about to smash the very laws of physics and you suddenly realize that you forgot to put your pants on.