It's my Man-bag!

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It's my Man-bag!

1EndofDiskOne
Jul 25, 2025, 9:17 am

These have to be some of the jauntiest aliens ever drawn. "Come, Phlxbert, light your fiery pole and come along with your new pet! Ahoy and What-ho!"

2NomadUK
Jul 25, 2025, 9:41 am

Finally, someone is taking out the rubbish.

(I vaguely remember this novel. It wasn’t bad, and I’m pretty sure the cover accurately reflects an event in the story.)

3ScoLgo
Jul 25, 2025, 11:30 am

Four-armed porciraffeagons with bolt-on goat eyes. Now I really have seen it all.

Also, it appears this time it is Liam Neeson that is the one being taken. I wonder who's gonna rescue him...?

4bam2001
Jul 25, 2025, 11:33 am

I have had that book in my SF collection for many a year, and I gotta say the one on the left still has one of the goofiest faces I've ever seen on an alien menace.

5GSSex-noob
Jul 25, 2025, 8:07 pm

I also had that for decades, and I'm pretty sure I bought it based on the back cover blurb and not this. I dimly recall it as being pretty good.

Did they win this man at a school carnival, like I did a goldfish in this era?

6daard23
Jul 26, 2025, 11:34 am

@ScoLgo "But what I do have are are a very particular set of skills...unfortunately escaping
a giant plastic bag isn't one of them".

7bam2001
Jul 26, 2025, 12:42 pm

>5 GSSex-noob: Now I have a mental image of the astronaut floating face down atop a huge fishbowl...

8GSSex-noob
Jul 27, 2025, 12:07 am

>7 bam2001: And will the alien's mom then threaten to put it down the garbage disposal?

(I made her bury it in the flower garden instead. It was finals week and I may have been a bit over-strained and under-slept.)

9Hammy_JLK
Jul 27, 2025, 12:21 am

>8 GSSex-noob: "oh, for Bxplort's sake, Gprlzokst, it's just a human. Flush it down the space excrement system...."

10GSSex-noob
Jul 27, 2025, 6:00 pm

>9 Hammy_JLK: GSS! I genuinely made an audible snort of amusement.

I bet the artist had that in mind -- bright orange species of lesser intellect floating in a plastic bag? Had to be. Little did he know it would be amusing a small group decades later.

@daard23: belated GSS.