Dominion (Dracula series #5)

I've never heard of a vampire with in-ear-lasers, but...sure, why not?

It seems he has pentagon power, does he work for the government?

That's no way to hold a sword.

>2 bam2001: Especially around a vampire.

Young Cher and aged Jim Carrey better watch out for that angry werewolfie too!

Aged Jim Carey is in fact holding a sword whose hilt is made of caramel, which explains the bear's slobbering gape.

I can think of no explanation for Dr. Acula's laser ears, but I imagine he gets good FM reception, even in tunnels.

Luke and Leia have traded in their lightsabers for a real sword (which, admittedly, they don't know how to use), and Darth Vader (played now by Mark Ruffalo) finally got his face fixed. Chewie seems upset by the whole thing.

>4 ScoLgo: He's just mad because the other werewolves mocked his outsized nostrils.

Is it just me, or does Cher/Leia's hair ornament look like it was applied with a piping bag? Something to accompany the caramel sword, perhaps.

Worst sword-swallowing act I've ever seen.

>7 bam2001: I was just thinking that the hilt looked more like one of those fancy bread sculptures :D It just looks like it has a really good crunchy crust!

Sword has a handle made of either caramel or bread, as @shimmermarie (hello!) said. The blade is chocolate or something fudgy. Either combo would be tasty. Although liable to melt when held that way. I think a bread handle would be easier to eat. Sword au chocolat. Agreed that Cher/Leia's headband is either caramel or peanut butter. Now I'm feeling snackish!

The guy on the right also has a bit of Tom Baker about him, but not in the eyes. And the predator mammal's nostrils are indeed ridiculous. The tasty sword and headband are going to attract some nom nom interest from him too.

@EndofDiskOne: did you mean AM?

Is it possible that Cher/Leia also has some Pam Dawber (i.e., of Mork and Mindy) in her? It's like she's not really Cher, not really Leia, and not really Pam Dawber. Rather, she is every woman in the world to me. She's my fantasy; she's my reality...

>11 absurdeist: I also see some Bo Derek. I think you're right... 🎶 sheeee's every woman! 🎶

'I am a woman! I am all women!'

>10 GSSex-noob: AM, FM, EVP - he gets it ALL!

>13 NomadUK: GSS! Good callback. The spooky black magic theme of that episode works well with the current cover. (And is that a rug attached to her skirt in the middle picture?)

>15 bam2001: It's actually the inside liner of the cape she's wearing. If one rewatches the episode, at right about 37m30s, she sweeps that cape around and one sees that it's black sparkly stuff on the outside, and ... recycled tablecloth on the inside.