Who is what now?

I mean, sure, the archer is probably blinded by all that Ting!, no doubt. But Robey McJewelwielder can't be doing much better with that shiny halitosis right there in front of him.

Blinded by the light. The wizard is wrapped up like a douche and I know that's not the lyrics. But he should hit him in his funny bone
That's where they expect it least.

>1 EndofDiskOne:, >2 TorMented: Springsteen, Manfred Mann, man...and Meatloaf?

>2 TorMented: do you take requests? If so, please spoof "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" in the context of The Blind Archer and include "shiny halitosis".
Thank you in advance...

After the Wizard of Ting! left, he quickly took off the magic rock. Destiny or not, it weighed over twenty pounds and was slowly choking him. Heck, it even felt like a noose, did the Wizard just have shitty arts and crafts skills, or was this some kind of bad joke?

>2 TorMented: We'll allow it.

Was the archer blind before he met the Ting!Wiz, or only after?

Huh, red robe, white hair, shiny bauble on a string; is this Santa's giant evil twin?

>1 EndofDiskOne: In Ting!Wiz's left hand - 80s hip-hop braided gold chain or convenient noose for the Archer?

OOps. I see @bam2001 got there before me with that...

>3 absurdeist: Let me sleep on it. I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

>7 TorMented: bravo!—well played, Sir.