Pretty horny

This illustrator had an active fantasy life, it seems pretty clear!

I seem to recall that the commentary on the original GSS was particularly pointed and hilarious for this one.

Pat Benatar says, "I'm gonna hit you with my best shot, Bullwinkle!"

So Buff Jerry is supposed to be a great hero, but has to be saved from a Minotaur (or possibly a Were-Minotaur judging by the remains of his shirt, which wouldn't have gone over those horns), yet he needs to be saved by a glowing whip wielded by... squints...

... a probably Texan woman from the 80's with a bouffant who's fighting mad that the 'do she just had did is coming undone with all this nonsense, and there's no AquaNet in sight?

Reba McEntire can handle this. She took care of those critters in “Tremors.”

I'm sure I read this one on Literotica at some point.

My friends were right, thought Reba. Never marry a minotaur.

That there is Marie Osmond performing a Devo classic!

>4 TorMented: The damn book ought to be about her, then.

I don't think there's a space sheep big enough to cover this up.

>9 daard23: They'd have to import one from Norstrilia.

Take 'em both out, Reba.

I googled "minotaur romance" and got a list of 58 books.
https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/138783.Minotaur_romance
The minotaur books are still more believable then the NASCAR romance novels.
https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/119452.Harlequin_NASCAR_Series

>11 daard23: You're a brave person to google the first one! Sorry, but if I hit that link it will be in a container tab.

>11 daard23: I have a friend who likes both romance novels and NASCAR.

She gave herself an asthma attack from laughing so hard trying to read one of those.