Corset, Backflab, and...Sow's Ears?

Let's enjoy this classic from The Mother Site, wherein we all wonder how exactly that sword fits into that sheath.

It's going to be hard explaining that tan line to to the guys when he's in the sauna.

That sword doesn't fit in that scabbard, the opposite way that Thorgrim doesn't fit in his corset.

With all that, no wonder he's grim.

Blondie's sword doesn't fit in his scabbard either, and he's about to trip over the latter.

These guys should instead team up and go after the sword makers of the land for doing such a terrible job.

Grim's tiny wee antlers look pretty silly, although looking at the ears makes me wonder if he's a humanoid deer. We can't see his face, after all.

Man's just asking for some serious rashes.

If that's what the Playtex Girdle is doing to him, the Living Bra must be murder.

>5 NomadUK: "I dreamt I went barbarian fighting in my Maidenform bra."

I do like the raised detailing of the buffalo head on the leatherwork corset. Maybe that is why he didn't discard it as he grew to adulthood - artistic values.

"The Saga of Thorgrim", a.k.a., "The Adventures of Muffintop the Barbarian".

"Whoa! I've changed my mind. You can keep Greenland."