Don't bring an ax to a gunfight

And YOU get a bullet, and YOU get a bullet, and YOU get a special ACP round!

Well, the moniker of "expendables" seems apposite.

Those Vikings are going to change their minds pretty quickly when they realise they're up against topless dude's Super-Duper Smart Crotch-Homing Bullets.

What the horde needs is some good archers to pick him off from behind the front line. Or some guys smart enough to circle around.

Wonder how much charge/ammo The Crotchinator Gun (TM) has. He may have to use the tommy gun on the Viking.

Also, why have a holster tie-down if you're not going to use it?

I see Shirtless Guy's boots are planted on sandy ground, but there's conveniently some scruffy grass growing at just the right point, because -- say it with me -- feet are hard to draw.

“Man, it’s harder than I thought to take over Greenland.”

What the Pantsman and the Vikings don't realize is that they have a mutual need in shirts - maybe one day they can put their lower clothing preferences aside, stop fighting, and unite for the good of the (upper) body.

The Viking on the foreground on the left looks like he just got kicked in the butt by The Very Large Invisible Man.

Rex Steelcheeks doesn't like it when someone interrupts his chest wax.