My Name Is Legion

I'm the fire department's new rescue robot and I'm here to save you...Ow!!!

Maybe it's the local arsonist robot and the guy on the floor is trying to stop it?

“Klaatu barada … ow, stop that!”

Ouch! Right in the nipple!

>2 GSSex-noob: Or maybe he's a libertarian homeowner and that's a forestry service robot trying to get him to evacuate because of the forest fire.

I'm getting some strong "DO YOU HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO SPEAK WITH ME ABOUT JESUS" vibes.

Disco robot is here to burn that mothertrucker down!

>5 bam2001: I'm going with that.