best way to murder and who? I need help! #reddit

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uhm...we should launch an attack on the planet mars it low-key pmo..

ahem: just dismember them and dig a hole underwater and bury them underwater (not easy but foolproof from cops!)

>2 iluvkittys: what about the moon because the moon is edible. Also mars isn't real idiot

uhm no ur just dum, the moon is obviously an artifact made by the government

>6 iluvkittys: brih what the moon is a hollow cheese wheel where the Jews/martians/poor people live

>7 Wheresmydad: ok now your just lying everyone knows jews and poor people are lies made up by the government

omg wow you are so smarter!!

ikr, that's why I should obviously be president

sure but I am god

alright guys how should we go about killing iluvkittys

WHAT DID I DO

I beleve in forgivness