...Better Than One

Are the two beasts chained together for some reason in this illustration? And if so, what for?

I love Aretha Franklin's "Chain of Kaijus"!

Between the disparity in size, and the two heads waving in opposite directions, I'm not sure the rhinophant is going to be able to drag that thing.

No sign of a wizard, either. Guess he's waiting for the rhinophant to be delivered?

After the collapse of Dragonism, most statues of Dragon leaders were taken down and disposed of.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino.

>3 GSSex-noob: "Your rhinophant will deliveréd be between the hours of eleven in the forenoon and five in the after noon. If you will be out questing betwixt those hours, perhaps a neighbour could take it in?"

>5 TorMented: GSS!!!

@RobertDay: How two guys in shorts with only sticks think they can keep control of all that is beyond me. And you thought Amazon and the post office were slow and bad.

>7 GSSex-noob: I didn't make that up. It's one of my favorite puns, though. I heard it years ago, and now I am wondering if this very cover might have been the inspiration for it.

>8 TorMented: I'd heard it before but had forgotten it so I LOL.

Hm.

"Pelmen the Powershaper". Is it a complete series about undergarments designed to enhance one's figure?

Towing costs on this planet are probably outrageous, what with the cost of elefino feed, care and housing.

>10 Hammy_JLK: Is that undergarment what those guys are wearing -- and only that?

Or some sort of exercise equipment a la Thighmaster so they can have enough strength to get the elephino moving and deal with the unwieldy other beasts?

Honestly, only two guys to control all that? Maybe the wizard's too cheap to pay for the full crew. He may be waiting a long time.

>11 GSSex-noob: If the elephino is wearing the Powershaper, I'd be concerned, seeing as it involves chains.

Mayhap your right, re: exercise equipment. Handlers are trying to build up elephino's muscles by making it drag dragons. I wonder if two-headed dragons are heavier/more massive than one-headed....

>12 Hammy_JLK: They are at least a head ahead.