I'm too sexy for this shirt

Flexor the Pirate is here to do what is necessary to get ahead. And that includes posing for the 'Gram once he gets a head.

Ow! My ear!

Be kinda funny if the head can roll 90 degrees and chomp him.

Not that I hate "influencers" or anything.

Also WTF about his face? Jaw implant?

Feet remain hard to draw.

Perhaps he's yelling "Reunite Gondwanaland!"

(Sorry, slightly obscure Australian joke.)

“Zardoz, your god, gave you the gift of the sword. The sword is good.”

Even as he flexed for his fans, Ted the barbarian wondered where all these vultures had come from and why they were following him around.

>4 haydninvienna: Go Laurasia!

I can't tell if that's supposed to be an actual head or just a very large piece of pottery.

This could easily have been a scene in The Mighty Boosh featuring Vince Noir.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2zdQgpB18k

>4 haydninvienna: Can't be that obscure -- I learned it decades ago from an American!