Expert Birdwatcher

Don't you hate it when the serious birdwatchers gatekeep you over your outfit? Hey, Jack, I can look directly at your hawk even if I didn't buy this outfit at Lyfer! Aukcliff is an equally legitimate brand!

Skeletor dreamt much smaller before transitioning to his role as Eternia's premiere revenant.

Simon Cowell presents "Empire's Got Talons."

Proof of the old saying "never bring a sword to a hawk fight".

>2 patch5: Back when he was just doing KISS type face paint and hadn't gotten into the steroids yet?

Presumably the woman's clothing has been torn up by one of those vegetarian hawks

I know what a teenager is. What is a Bushyager?

>5 bam2001: One wonders why she didn't just take off the remains of her sleeves with the pointy thing she's got.

The hawk farthest to the right hasn't finished rendering yet.

Companion woman mutters, ‘That’s the last time I’m wearing one of Jim Kirk’s uniform shirts.’

>7 GSSex-noob: You'd think so, but cloth-cutting is more of a big scissors thing. :)
Also, siccing minor raptors on people really doesn't scream "mighty sorcerer" as much as "falconer off his rocker". The cover gives a bit of an impression of low stakes.

I'd say Angry McFalconer is just upset because his overshirt has sleeves.

Is it possible that we're seeing a hawk fight? The one in the foreground might belong to the dude, who's launching it off his wristband to duel with Young Skeletor's.

Although what's with its head?

>11 GSSex-noob: It looks to me like the legendary squirrel-hawk, which goes nuts when sent into battle....

>12 Hammy_JLK: The chap and babe can only hope that the craziness can offset the fact that the regular hawk is an expert at biting off squirrel heads.

Why does the sorcerer need a frickin' enormous sword jabbing into his sternum when he's got 1.5 to 3 attack hawks AND magic?

>13 GSSex-noob: Trying very hard to be cool?

>14 bam2001: Way too hard.

Presumably he's just popped into view since the billowing clouds and his outfit are the same colors.

All my sympathies are with the swordswoman. She seems to know what she's doing with the sword, and she had enough flair to wear colorful pants and boots.

ETA: dude's name is also Hawk. (rolls eyes)

ETAA: egads, I met her at a Worldcon in the 80s! She had the best sources for bootleg VHS tapes of SFF movies/shows that weren't going to appear to buy soon, if ever.