Horsing around

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Horsing around

1EndofDiskOne
Jun 17, 2:22 pm

Even horse feet are hard to draw. But the hair! The hair is GLORIOUS! (His boots are a bit duff, though.)

2bam2001
Jun 17, 2:42 pm

So, she's secretly an octopus person? Dude-in-boots probably said something rude about cephalopods...

3TorMented
Jun 17, 3:27 pm

She doesn’t look the least bit pixilated. The edges are all smooth, not ragged, the colors blend well and the …
Wait. That’s pixelated.
Never mind.

4ScoLgo
Jun 17, 3:56 pm

That side-eye from the horse tho... "I'm 'bout to kick this nerd right outta his goofy boots!"

5bam2001
Jun 17, 5:42 pm

Is the horse giving him the side-eye, or her? Judging from the cover and the blurb, she's the designated Pain in the Ass. (Or on the ass. Horse. Whatever.)

6haydninvienna
Jun 17, 6:08 pm

"Sergeant Thorolf rescues fugitive Countess Yvette in a forest, only to see her transformed into an octopus by one inept sorcerer and taken prisoner by another." Oh dear. At least that explains the eight arms.

7RobertDay
Jun 17, 7:12 pm

I keep looking at Sergeant Thorolf and wondering if it's his left foot on the stone or his right one.

And if he thought putting one foot on a stone would give him a Heroic Pose, he should think again.

8GSSex-noob
Edited: Jun 17, 9:29 pm

His boots are not only fugly, they don't even match in height.

Where are her other limbs? Under the skirt, I guess. Gotta admit that being octopoid would help with both styling that glorious hair and pounding booze enough to get quickly pixilated.

@ScoLgo: Not sure if horse is going to kick him or erm, lift that tail. Why not both?

@bam2001: Horse does seem to be looking upwards, but the FOV of horses may mean he can see and disapprove of both of them.

ETA: darn, Wiki tells me she accidentally gets turned into an octopus but isn't one here.

9TorMented
Jun 18, 7:11 am

She has such beautiful eyes.
The horse, I mean.

10GSSex-noob
Jun 18, 3:27 pm

>9 TorMented: That is a good-looking horse.

Just the usual feet problem. Horsie's and damsel's are hidden, and he's got dorky boots.*

The rendering of cloth and hair is very good, though. If he had normal swashbuckler boots, and the blurb wasn't at odds with the cover (and a spoiler to boot), we'd have much less to complain about.

*much less interesting than kinky boots

11WonkyBloke
Jun 18, 6:56 pm

Him: That much hair lacquer, is no substitute for a proper riding helmet!

Her: I'm not taking style or sartorial comments from someone who leaves the house in odd shoes!

Horse: Is that popcorn in her lap...?

12GSSex-noob
Jun 18, 8:54 pm

>11 WonkyBloke: GSS! Glad you could join us.

I'm wondering if another reason the horse is giving side-eye is that she keeps swiping its currycomb to backtease her hair.

13bam2001
Jun 19, 9:20 am

"Pixilated" seems sort of a weak term to describe "turned into an octopus."

14GSSex-noob
Jun 22, 12:11 am

>13 bam2001: Agreed. "Mildly inebriated" is one thing; "turned into a different species, genus, family, order, class, AND phylum" is way beyond.