Horsing around
Talk Good Show Sir! — bad science fiction and fantasy covers
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1EndofDiskOne
Even horse feet are hard to draw. But the hair! The hair is GLORIOUS! (His boots are a bit duff, though.)
2bam2001
So, she's secretly an octopus person? Dude-in-boots probably said something rude about cephalopods...
3TorMented
She doesn’t look the least bit pixilated. The edges are all smooth, not ragged, the colors blend well and the …
Wait. That’s pixelated.
Never mind.
Wait. That’s pixelated.
Never mind.
4ScoLgo
That side-eye from the horse tho... "I'm 'bout to kick this nerd right outta his goofy boots!"
5bam2001
Is the horse giving him the side-eye, or her? Judging from the cover and the blurb, she's the designated Pain in the Ass. (Or on the ass. Horse. Whatever.)
6haydninvienna
"Sergeant Thorolf rescues fugitive Countess Yvette in a forest, only to see her transformed into an octopus by one inept sorcerer and taken prisoner by another." Oh dear. At least that explains the eight arms.
7RobertDay
I keep looking at Sergeant Thorolf and wondering if it's his left foot on the stone or his right one.
And if he thought putting one foot on a stone would give him a Heroic Pose, he should think again.
And if he thought putting one foot on a stone would give him a Heroic Pose, he should think again.
8GSSex-noob
His boots are not only fugly, they don't even match in height.
Where are her other limbs? Under the skirt, I guess. Gotta admit that being octopoid would help with both styling that glorious hair and pounding booze enough to get quickly pixilated.
@ScoLgo: Not sure if horse is going to kick him or erm, lift that tail. Why not both?
@bam2001: Horse does seem to be looking upwards, but the FOV of horses may mean he can see and disapprove of both of them.
ETA: darn, Wiki tells me she accidentally gets turned into an octopus but isn't one here.
Where are her other limbs? Under the skirt, I guess. Gotta admit that being octopoid would help with both styling that glorious hair and pounding booze enough to get quickly pixilated.
@ScoLgo: Not sure if horse is going to kick him or erm, lift that tail. Why not both?
@bam2001: Horse does seem to be looking upwards, but the FOV of horses may mean he can see and disapprove of both of them.
ETA: darn, Wiki tells me she accidentally gets turned into an octopus but isn't one here.
10GSSex-noob
>9 TorMented: That is a good-looking horse.
Just the usual feet problem. Horsie's and damsel's are hidden, and he's got dorky boots.*
The rendering of cloth and hair is very good, though. If he had normal swashbuckler boots, and the blurb wasn't at odds with the cover (and a spoiler to boot), we'd have much less to complain about.
*much less interesting than kinky boots
Just the usual feet problem. Horsie's and damsel's are hidden, and he's got dorky boots.*
The rendering of cloth and hair is very good, though. If he had normal swashbuckler boots, and the blurb wasn't at odds with the cover (and a spoiler to boot), we'd have much less to complain about.
*much less interesting than kinky boots
11WonkyBloke
Him: That much hair lacquer, is no substitute for a proper riding helmet!
Her: I'm not taking style or sartorial comments from someone who leaves the house in odd shoes!
Horse: Is that popcorn in her lap...?
Her: I'm not taking style or sartorial comments from someone who leaves the house in odd shoes!
Horse: Is that popcorn in her lap...?
12GSSex-noob
>11 WonkyBloke: GSS! Glad you could join us.
I'm wondering if another reason the horse is giving side-eye is that she keeps swiping its currycomb to backtease her hair.
I'm wondering if another reason the horse is giving side-eye is that she keeps swiping its currycomb to backtease her hair.
14GSSex-noob
>13 bam2001: Agreed. "Mildly inebriated" is one thing; "turned into a different species, genus, family, order, class, AND phylum" is way beyond.

