Ready for my IV, sir

Not only do Swiss Satanists purchase low-quality garments, their buildings are equally short-lived.

This week, on Pimp your House of Zeor - stalactites!

I've met the author and she's an old (publicly) strait-laced tiny Jewish lady.

The tentacles are the important plot point of the series, but they're, uh, not black, IYKWIM.