Twilight Saga Quotes/Taglines`~

Basically, any funny and/or romantic quotes/taglines from the Twilight Saga ....

personally, I LOVE:
The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest

and:

if you can live forever .. what do you live for?

add any =)

'My mother is part albino'

I can relate to that! ;)

Lol, you sure can, my pale friend, but hey, you just MIGHT be a vampire *looking at my Mud accusingly* ... Are you, Mum?

If I'm so pale then why aren't you?
Ahh, questions of the world.

And the lion fell in love with the lamb
what a stupid little lamb
what a sick masochistic lion

awwww i want to marry edward

who doesn't??

When life offers you a dream so far beyondany of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.

"I only drink animal blood. So that makes me a vegetarian."

Haha a vegetarian vampire. That's funny

@ AliciaG = oh, so beautiful!! Who says it, lemme guess, probably a deep, spritiual soul like Edward ;)

@ CaseyL = Yeah, I was laughing too it's like saying Skinny Whale, it's just not happening!

xcullenpridex - Actually Bella thinks it in the preface of Twilight.
I just love it.

Humph! Bella all poetic, why I never!! Stephenine Meyer may be a busy mum but she is also a genuis. I am forever in her debt for bringing Twilight to us.

I like the night. Without the dark we wouldn't see the stars - Bella Swan

Hell Yeah!! -Emmet

Message 13 = I love that line too.

Edward: "Is that what you dream about? Being a monster?"
Bella: "Not exactly. Mostly I dream about being with you forever.." AWWW!

Message 14:
I think Emmett is just hilarious!!

I know I love Emmet!!!

=D He is my third favourite character along with Jasper =)

My favorite is "What if I'm not the hero, what if I'm the bad guy?" I love that line, especially when I hear edward say it!!!

It's so scary .. but so hot!! Awww, Edward *sigh*

my fav line is "I said it would be better if we werent friends,not that I didnt want to be."

that's a good one coldcullen

"My heart is just as silent, and it too, is yours" - when Edward gives her the heart charm in Eclipse. AWW!

It’s been almost a century that Edward’s been alone. Now he’s found you. You can’t see the changes that we see, we who have been with him for so long. Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you?
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.410

Am I the only one who just loves Alice? :-)

Oh I absolutly adore Alice.

I love Alice! She's awesome and lovable XD

Alice is so hilarious, I remember in breaking dawn, she wants bella to get ready for her honeymoon (which was so romantic), and she tells Bella, "I didn't buy the perfect going away dress for nothing!" I love her

And; "She's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her."
I was laughing for like ten minutes. I think that Alice would be the perfect best friend/big sister XD

xcullenpridex- That's what I was thinking too about Alice as a big sister/best friend. And this is off topic but it seems every Twilight Group I join, I know someone who is in it.

Oh, yeah and there's this one I love from the movie and I think Esme says it.

"Here comes the human."

I love in the movie when Emmet says:

"Her names Bella!"

Yes! Funniest line in the movie for me MrsG.
"Is she even Italian?"
"Her name's Bella!"

hahaha!!

Mine is when Jasper says "Oh I think we can handle that" at the baseball match.

'At least some one scores around here ' LOL at Emmet

Hey, Athina, I just told you that one yesterday at lunch! Copy-catter! :)

Can't say I blame her, Nicky. You're a Twilight encyclopedia. ;)

You are too! We can safely say that we are both the #1 up-to-date TwiHards in the universe, huh?

Yup. TwiNuts we be. :D

Emmett is hilarious "Ooo Scary"

Message 37: Yup :) That sounds about right.
Message 38: I know! Emmett has a great sense of humour :)

Well he does in the books. We've not seen much of it yet. In fact, I can't recall a scene where I thought he was funny in Twilight.

"her name is bella" is pretty funny

I seem to be the only one on here who didn't find that hilarious I think.

I like it how in the baseball scene, when Bella called Rosalie out, Emmett went, "Aww, honey, it's only a game." and she flashed him a dirty look. LOL :)

Yeah, I liked that too, plus these:

Esme: "Edward's very fast"
Jasper: "Oh I think we can handle that"
Rosalie: "My monkey man"

Love that scene. It's the coolest in the whole movie with perfectly matched music too.

Supermassive Blackhole is a great song :)
I liked when Rosalie broke that bowl and Esme said..
"Clean that up" lol

I LOVE Supermassive Black Hole!! (baseball scene song)

I listen to it before game :)
Gets me pumped!

haha the look that Rosalie gave Bella when she said that Rosalie was out was so full of daggers I'm surprised Bella didn't drop dead on the spot

Yes, if looks could kill, that would sure do it. Supermassive Black Hole is one of my fave songs on the soundtrack. Really gave the baseball scene that extra za zing.

Leah is always singing Supermassive Black Hole .. speaking of which, she still has to bluetooth that to me .... :)

Really Alice?! Me too!

Lol. Seriously it's on my warm-up play-list
along with a whole bunch of other songs :)

Lol

Still haven't got it ... :( I keep forgetting to ask :)

Supermassive Black Hole os awesome.

I like the part after Bella calls Rosalie out and Carlilse goes "nice kitty"
"clean that up" Esme like an awesome mum
"my monkey man" Rosalie
"I had an adrenalin rush, you can Google it"Edward omg he is so cute

Lol Nice Kitty, that was funny!

"And the lion fell in love with the lamb"
"what a stupid little lamb"
"what a sick masochistic lion"

Rose- my monkey man

Emmet- Ooo, scary

Bella- i'm betting on alice

Edward- As if you could fight me off?!?!
(awww, Edward) (sigh).

Edward- Well, I geuss i'm breaking all the rules now anyway.

Edward-No no not that guy, hes just looking.

Emmet- "I geuss you would catch up in collage real fast cuz it sounds like you have nothing better to do at night than study now days." ( bella hisses and edward growls)

Edward- hang on tight little spidermonkey.

Jacob- reeking bloodsuckers
(lol)

one of my favs is

Edward: you Should probally know that im breaking the rules right now well not technically since he said i was never to walk through his door again and i came throught the window

Lolz, I forgot that one!!

and i like this scene

Edward: You Look like -- you have comited a crime
Bella: i feel guilty
Edward: so you seduced your all-too-willing husban. thats not a capital offense

AHH DARN I CHOKED AGAIN!!! (for the trillionth (sp?) time!! (note to self: don't think of fav scenes while swallowing a mouthful of apple) *heart punding but now breathing* gosh! I react too strongly to Twilight. Now back to point, as you can tell (LOLZ) that is one of my MANY fav scenes *cracking up*.

i would live just to live and never die!!

ahhh.....no choke this time..... Ha Ha....... drifts off into her own world of twilight................. ba bye

And you're afraid, not because you're off to meet a house full of vampires, but because you're worried those vampires won't approve of you, correct?

Love that one :)

Athina: HAHA :) The adrenaline one. I love it when Leah imitates his voice. And you forgot, Billy Black's daggers. ROFL :)

I love that one!! ^^
And does anyone know what was up with the teacher before the field trip? He was like, "Green means good, green means go!" I know it was 4 biology and plants and green or whatever but, it doesn't just make sense...

Lolz, i love the adrenaline exuse!! and have any of you read midnightsun? if so, do you remember the part where Jess was interrogating Bella and edward was listening in? that was my favorite part in there.
here's another favorite scene from Twilight:
Edward: Bella?!?!
Bella: You....Made....Me....Faint.....
Edward: what am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!

I'm getting better, now my choking spazzes are just strained gasps! Lolz

Msg 66: Going green is good in relation to the environment (recycling, using less energy and gas due to what they emit into the air, etc.). A green traffic light means go. It also sounds nerdy and he is pretty nerdy. What he says in the greenhouse about that concoction in a glass is probably the nerdiest.

the biology teacher talking about the compost tea and then Tyler drinks it. lol

He does? I don't remember that. Yuk. :p

He only drinks it in the movie. It was gross!!

I love tea, but there's no way I'm drinking THAT! Blech.

I love when Eric found the worm and he was cracking up and was like, "Look Bella!! A worm!!" I was cracking up, it was a stupid worm...

He Doesnt drink it the teacher takes it away before he does

I didn't remember him drinking it either, but figured I was perhaps too dazzled to notice. :D

I loved all the high school boys in the movie! I loved it when Bella was in the diner with her dad and Mike is dancing all weird in front of the window!!! LOLZ!!!

That scene was cut you know, MrsGrinch, and will be on the new Twilight DVD in its full version.

yea cause i watched twilight the outher day my friend has the movie and he took it away before he drank it

73: I love that! LOOK, IT'S A WORM!! Well, nah .. LOL :)
77: Really? It wasn't cut in the Australian edition. Mike dances in front of the diner window in ours.

Nicky, what I meant was it was longer than that, not that Mike's dancing was cut out. You see a longer conversation between Bella and Charlie in the uncut version.

Oh I didn't know that. Thanx.

i HAVE OCD (obsessive Cullen Disorder)

80: Oh, yeah, I saw all those deleted/extended scenes. Did you see the longer version of Edward's room? It was INFURIATING! Bella just kept going on and on and on about these rainsticks Edward had and I was like, "Shut up already!!!" :D

Yes, it was really odd script writing that, wasn't it? No wonder it was cut. I think it was meant to show that she was nervous.

83> SO clever! and funny. but true. Lolz

I just got a burnt copy to keep me happy till the real version comes out and its weird how much more i took in when i watched it again. Like when edward take sbella to eat after saving her, Never Think is playing in the background. And the green is good thing. lolz

Yeah I noticed that too. Also Caught Myself is playing in the dress shop.

Woops, I mean't #82. *Blushes* (again)

86: Can I borrow it and copy it? PLEASE *gives Casey GIANT hug and chocolate* PLEASE :)

Hmm... oh, ok. I want a GIANT block of Dairy Milk. ;)

^ Actually, Leah's gonna let me borrow it for FREE. HAHA :) I'm such a stingy bum ;)

haha ok then. I'll buy it myself. *storms off in a huff* ;)

lol. Oh Casey.

yeah, thats what everyone says. :D

92: Ha. I have it now :) And on April 22nd I'll have the real DVD :)

I had a copy before it came out, I got it around New Years, and it was a pretty good one.

^ My friends all got it before me. I only got it on Friday. And it's an okay copy. It was someone taping it in the cinema (NAUGHTY!) so it's not the best but okay for a priate :)

Lol alot of peeps have it illegally

the person whos meant to give me a copy hasnt come to work.
grr

Got the Twilight DVD the day it came out. Woo! My friend bought it for me for my birthday and gave it to me a week early so I wouldn't buy it for myself. :) I just love the deleted scene of hunkorama Carlisle. Ooh la la.

99: Erm, Angeline, you should look up the meaning of the word "cum" in the dictionary. It means something very different. ;)

lolololololololol! I got it the day it came out at midnight!

err oops just a typo

HAHAHA omg athina what a blooper.

p.s. Has anyone seen Hermee? She hasnt been on here for ages. I miss Hermee! :)

Hermee! Where art thou?

She posted, um... either yesterday or today......

OKAY :)

okay ;)

And you're afraid, not because you're off to meet a house full of vampires, but because you're worried those vampires won't approve of you, correct?
this is my fav. line

hmm... I like one in Eclipse.

"Bella, will you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"

Its funny cause I can imagine Bella fumbling with her buttons and Edward's tone of voice.

109> I love that scene, it's hillarious! I can't wait for that to be in a movie!

^I know hay.
I know its kinda perverted but that scene is hilarious especially the scene when he says
"this would be hard to do on a couch"

lol i also like

"It's time," she announced.

As soon as she spoke, a deep rumble of thunder shook the forest beyond
us, and then crashed westward toward town.

"Eerie, isn't it?" Emmett said

I love all of Emmett's quotes he is so funny!!!!

Yay I found some quotes that we all know so I am going to post them here.

Edward Cullen: You see, every person smells different, has a different essence. If you locked an alcoholic in a room full of stale beer, he'd gladly drink it. But he could resist, if he wished to, if he was a recovering alcoholic. Now let's say you placed in that room a glass of hundred-year-old brandy... How do you think he would fare then?
Edward Cullen: Maybe that's not the right comparison. Maybe it would be to easy to turn down brandy. Perhaps I should make our alcoholic a herion addict instead.
Bella Swan: So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?
Edward Cullen: Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin.
Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.
Bella Swan: You've got to give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories.
Bella Swan: I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy?
Bella Swan: Graduation caps?
Edward Cullen: Private joke. We matriculate a lot.
Bella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.
James: Beautiful. Very visually dynamic. I chose my stage well.
Bella: Claire De Lune is great.
Bella:...I can't dance.
Edward: Well, I could always make you.
Bella: I'm not scared of you.
Edward: Well, you really shouldn't have said that.
James: Ahhh. You brought a snack.
Bella: I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white and, ice cold.
Edward Cullen: Aren't you afraid?
Bella Swan: I'm only afraid of losing you.
Edward Cullen: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Bella Swan: No, not the moats.
Bella Swan: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
Bella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: ...a while.

OH! They are all awesome. :) How did you find them?

Went to my fave. site www.moviemistakes.com typed in Twilight and clicked on quotes.

man, thats all of them. :D

lol

i personally like www.twilightguide.com