Outhouse Reading Project

Let's see, the only light comes from the half-moon slit, so aside from it being so stinky in here, it's tough to see to read!

*Lights candle to see better*

>FWUMMP!!!Runs out of flaming outhouse holding charred book*

I HATE METHANE!!!

HELP! My bum's frozen to the seat!

That's the last time I read out here on a cold night when there's a heavy frost.

Someone fetch me a can of de-icer.

*averts eyes while passing can into the can to unglue darrow's can...*

It's nice to live in South Georgia! Of course, you do have to watch for mosquitos, spiders, snakes. YIKES!

I lived at my gran's house when I was a youngster. She had only an outside privvy. Torn sheets of newspaper hung from a nail. I soon learned not to use the front page. Big headlines used too much ink.

She said that the Daily Mirror was the best for toilet paper. I preferred the Telegraph myself.

Heee heeeee! Read it and wipe!

Groo?? Is that you?? I knew you had a lot of ice this year, but I had no idea it was this bad! This gives a whole new meaing to "ice pellets". (hehehe)

Bwaa haa haa!!!

Oh, too too funny...

*can't stop laughing*

Yeah, and the cobs were frozen, too!!!