Target Underwear and a Vera Wang Gown: Notes from a Single Girl's Closet

by Adena Halpern

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The story of a Philadelphia journalist's life, told through the outfits she most loved, describes how she related fashion to her inner life and used clothes to conform, seduce, or hide her way through school, a series of relationships, and her career.

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deadgirl 156 reviews

Hilarious, fun, heart-warming/breaking, a wonderful read for those who love style and fashion. The author cleverly used clothes she wore throughout her lifetime to direct the flow of her memoir. She made me want to be her friend and share closets with.

Jan 13, 2010 (Edited)

Jewel.Barnett 96 reviews

There were two sections of this book that I loved. The section on Oprah and the section on perfume.
The author seems so vapid to me.
I hope she can gain some humility for her future.

Sep 6, 2017

sejent 85 reviews

A fluffy, light read that (barely) held my interest.

Sep 27, 2008

understudy52 13 reviews

Parts of the book were really funny.

Aug 12, 2009

AngelaLam 592 reviews

The reviews I had read made this book sound promising. However, it didn't grab me.

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