Mad Cows

by Kathy Lette

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A devastatingly funny tale from the author of Foetal Attraction, Alter Ego and Nip 'N' Tuck. Every woman wants to be wanted but just not by the entire Metropolitan police force. Maddy Wolfe's first day out with her newborn takes a Kafkaesque turn when she's wrongfully arrested in Harrods for shoplifting. The only person she can turn to is her hot-to-trot ex-lover Alex. Will he prove himself to be as useful as a solar powered vibrator on a rainy day ...? "a raucous comic ode to the joys of show more motherhood" -- Publishers Weekly show less

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The pace of the humour in this book was so frenetic it was like being assaulted. In any situation, jokes have primacy. It doesn't matter how dramatic or tragic a situation the characters find themselves in, they will always get a pun in at the very least. This is literature for people who want to have their funny bone tickled from the word go, and who don't mind a creaky overblown plot and a cast of exaggerated stereotypes. I swear there were no likeable men at all in this book, but we needn't worry about offending half the population, because the author mentioned sanitary towels in the first sentence, niftily ensuring none of them will read it anyway.

I like a laugh, but this wasn't my style of humour. That doesn't make it a bad book, show more it's just a matter of preference. Many many people are going to be rolling around on the floor splitting their sides reading this. And even in my case, it had its moments. I loved the competitive mums at the baby group. And my favourite gag: "Maddy...couldn't think of one female who...would prefer to die rather than ask directions (which is why they now always include a token female on the space shuttle)" Oh yes, world class that one. show less
½
Didn't like the way the narrator read.
seems inappropriate has strong sexual content

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Kathy Lette first achieved literary success as a teenager with Puberty Blues. After several years as a newspaper columnist in Sydney and New York, and as a television sitcom writer for Columbia Pictures, her novels Girls' Night Out, The Llama Parlour, Foetal Attraction, Mad Cows, Alter Ego, and Nip n' Tuck became international bestsellers. She show more lives in London with her husband and two children show less

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Canonical title*
Kinderwahn
Original title
Mad cows
Original publication date
1996
Important places
London, England, UK
Dedication*
für Georgie - mit viel Liebe, Benuron und Wegwerfwindeln
First words*
"Mutter Natur ist ein falsches, fieses, mieses Miststück", murrte Madeline, während sie ihre Jumbo-Binde zurechtschob, das Babytragetuch hochhievte und schmerzverzerrt ins Kaufhaus Harrods humpelte, um ein paar Diätpflaume... (show all)n zur Linderung ihrer postpartalen Verstopfung zu erstehen.
Last words*
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)Kindererziehungs-Ayatollahs wie Penelope Leach, Miriam Stoppard, Sheila Kitzinger u. a. schreiben weiterhin unverdrossen frömmlerische, Schuldgefühle erzeugende Bücher über die Perfekte Mutter, die es im Gegensatz zum Weihnachtsmann und der Zahnfee schlicht nicht geben kann.
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Fiction and Literature, General Fiction
DDC/MDS
813Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican fiction in English
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PR8268 .E8 .M3Language and LiteratureEnglishEnglish Literature
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½ (2.68)
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English, German, Italian, Polish
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